Moony and Padfoot are still best Friends

Padfoot: r u being mean to me again?

Moony: nope Padfoot not at all..... *smirks

Padfoot: sure.....uhuh......*turns away and crosses arms*

Moony: y is it always that you shun me after I agree with you???? *clearly mad

Padfoot: turns back** I have no bloody clue Moony! MAYBE I NEED THERAPY!!!

Moony: Maybe you do and maybe *turns away

Moony: I need a new b/f

Padfoot: i think we need group therapy

Moony: like SNAPE!!!

Padfoot: NO!

Padfoot: GOOD GOD NO MOONY!!!!!

Padfoot: *falls to floor* SAY ITS NOT TRUE!!!

Moony: *giving him the silent treatment

Padfoot: moony...*croones* mooooooonnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyy

Moony: *thinking

Moony: be my slave and i'll think about it

Padfoot: *blinks*

Padfoot: um....new conditions....i um....veto that one

Moony: fine snape here I come

Padfoot: *sighs* cant say i tired

Padfoot: um....tried

Moony: buh bye friend old friend...... SNAPE GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE PRONTO!!!

Snape: What do u want Lupin. I am busy

Moony: I want your friendship!!!!!!!!!!!1

Padfoot: *wailing on the floor* NO MOONY COME BACK!!!!!!!!*grabs onto Moony's legs starts lauging hysterically*

Moony: *grabs snape around the shoulders and drags him away

Snape: your not serious are you?

Moony: bwdfbshrcbdjsb turhegb furbi!!!!!!!!!

Moony: snape is knocked out

Padfoot: *bottom lip tembles* moooonnnnnnnyyyyyy.....*sniff* come back....*begins crying,

Snape: :-X

Moony: y won't snape willingly be my friend

Padfoot: um......*padfoot puases* Whys hould i tell u?

Padfoot: go ask your UNCONSIOUS BEST FRIEND

Moony: snape.......?

Padfoot: yes

Moony: *snape starts to drool

Padfoot: u like hime more than me so---GO

Moony: snape says............... he says he wants to be my BFF!

Padfoot: fine *turns back*

Moony: Snape is a mucho better!

Padfoot: *not talking*

Moony: I actually I want you back!!!!!!!!!

Moony: your all I ever wanted...... all I ever needed heyyyyy!

Moony: *singing to the BSB song I want you back

Moony: or is it an N*SYNC song?

Padfoot: *twidles thumbs and waves to um........fred and george, who stop and walk over to sirius*

Padfoot: Hey Fred, george, wanna be my new best friend....er friends?

Moony: sooo tell me what to do now cause I want you back!!!!!!

Moony: *still singing

Fred and George *fred and george look at each other, eye brows raised, then fred syas:* Um....Sirius.....are you drunk...?

Padfoot: ARGH!I mighta had a pint or two....... *smiles

Padfoot: runs away*

Fred and George: I WANNA PINT!

Moony: CAUSE I WANT YOU BACK!!!!!!!!!!!

Padfoot: *is very scareed, so he keeps running*

Moony: *goes down on 1 knee not relizing that Sirius has left

Moony: SIRIUS I WANNNNNNTTTTT YOU BACK BABY

Padfoot: *runs nto a tree*

Moony: .....sirius?????

Padfoot: *is temporarily knocked out*

Hermione: Sirius are you okay?? better get him to Ms. P and into the hospital wing asap

Hermione: bfdwjbfcjngj trbgu hnbgiudh wslkdm3!!!!!!

Padfoot932: *jumps up/* NO NOT THE CRAZY NURSE LADY! *starts to run--but huts the tree again*

Hermione: bfdwjbfcjngj trbgu hnbgiudh wslkdm3!!!!!!(Sirius is transfered to the Hospital Wing)

(hermione and her kool spells)

Moony: *runs up the stairs to the hospital wing Sirius I was sooooooooooooooooooo scared that you were dead!!!!

Padfoot: huh....??? look at all da pertty starts moony......

Moony: I LUV YOU

Padfoot: um....*feels mooneys forehead*

Moony: I was wishin and hopin and prayin that you wern't dead!

Padfoot: MADAME POMFREY I THINK MY BUDDY HERE HAS A FEVER

Moony *singing atleast trying

Moony: I don't have a fever! I think I smell smoke!!!!!!

Padfoot: oh no

Moony: because someones a liar and his pants are on FIRE!!!

Padfoot: um.....madame pomfrey...*in a weak and scared voice*

Moony: *sticks tounge out like -:-P

Peter P: Immmmmmmmmm back suckers!!!!! mmmwahhhhhhh - aka evil laugh

Padfoot: um....*whapps peter w/ a frying pan over the head*

Padfoot: *sirius and remus peer at the peter on the floor* Is he dead mooney?

Peter: i have changed I sware on the holy spell book! and no im not dead!!!!!

Padfoot: can I kill him? *sounding hopeful*

Padfoot: pwease....?????

Moony: O:-)- has Peter gone.......... good?

Padfoot: so hes dead?

Moony: don't reckon

Padfoot: um....so i CAN kill 'im?

Moony: no it's myyyyyy turn!!!!

Padfoot: MINE

Padfoot: oh fine go ahead

Moony: hs euf fhdnf bdhftguj dfneruyiu er!!!!!!!!

Padfoot: um....thats not the spell dumb ass

Moony: it isn't?

Padfoot: its 'Avada Kedvara'

Moony: oppps!!!

Padfoot: good thing i dont have my wand---or YOU'd be dead

Moony: Avanda Kedvara!!!!!!!

Moony: where has he gone did i kill him?

Padfoot: AVADA

Padfoot: u said it wrong

Padfoot: lemme do it!

Moony damn these spells

Padfoot: haha

Moony: Avada Kendra!

Padfoot: .....

Padfoot: KEDVARA

Moony: kendarrrra

Padfoot: ......*grabs remus's wand and shouts 'ADVARA KEDVARA' and kills peter, then throws him out the window, where the body hits malfoy on the head as hes waling by--making himn scream and faint'

Moony: kendraaaa?

Moony: no...

Moony: kervina?

Padfoot: *dusting hands* stupid I JUST KILLED HIJM

Padfoot: YOU CAN STOP NOW

Moony: k...k....k...... kedvara! Advara Kedvara!!!!`1

Moony: I win!

Padfoot932: .......

So peter is caught by Padfoot and Moony (mostly with Moony help though^^) and all is good.