Yusuke and Kuwabara lay in the floor laughing hysterically, both boys almost in tears from the hilarity of what they had just done. The girls, Keiko and Shizuru, however, were less than amused.
"Geez, you two are absolutely disgusting." Shizuru scoffed, as she raised all the windows in her apartment, trying to air out all of the stink those two had created.
"Yeah, Yusuke, that's real gentlemanly of you! Didn't your mother ever teach you that it was rude to fart in front of people?" Keiko said through her pinched nose.
"Actually, my mother taught me 'better out than in'. Yusuke snickered, wiping a tear from his eye.
"I know I taught you better, little bro." the elder Kuwabara huffed, slapping the back of both their heads.
"I don't know why you two are in such a huff about it. Everybody gets a little gassy once in a while. It's not like you two don't ever do it; that would be physically impossible!" Kuwabara rubbed the red mark on the back of his skull.
"You could just leave the room, you know!" Keiko went back to doing her homework, and fruitlessly tried to get Yusuke to do his also; who just shrugged off her half assed attempts and when back to the video game the two boys had been playing.
"Well sorry for being my naturally disgusting self, you should know me better than that by now."
"I was hoping you'd have a little class by now, Yusuke. Seriously, you don't see Kurama ripping one in front of company. In fact, I don't even recall him ever letting one slip, and we've been friends for almost five years now. "A small notebook went flying towards his head, which Yusuke easily dodged.
"The dude's not natural." Yusuke quipped.
"I haven't either, come to think of it, and I've even slept right next to the guy on some occasions." Kuwabara scoured his memories of Kurama of anything flatulent related, and came up with nothing.
"It's 'cause he wears thongs all the time." Shizuru muttered from behind a magazine she was reading.
"WHAT!?" the three teens exclaimed.
"Oh. Yeah, didn't you know that? Kurama wears thongs. It's not exactly news." The twenty something year old shrugged.
"Uh, it's news to us! How do you know that?" The boys pointed at each other.
"I just noticed one day and asked him. He thinks that they're more comfortable, I guess, wasn't really anything I wouldn't have guessed; he seems like a thong kind of guy." She shrugged.
"Wait, what does that have anything to do with farting?" Kuwabara asked.
"Are you really that stupid? With a string up your ass, it doesn't make a sound, like this." She huffed smoke from her lips without a sound.
"Well, I officially know more about Kurama than I ever wanted to." Yusuke shuttered; an image of Kurama in a pink see through thong with the words 'BAD GIRL' on the front. "Oh God, so wrong…"
"Then quit picturing it in your head! Sick perv." Kuwabara cackled at him.
"Yeah, Yusuke, if you're going to have fantasies about him in his underwear, I'm going to have to tell Kurama!" Keiko teased.
"You wouldn't dare!"
"I don't know what the big deal is." Shizuru shrugged, "The boy wears thongs, so what? Get over yourself, Yusuke. Kurama is way to pretty for you."
"I will never look at Kurama the same way again." Yusuke vowed, trying to get rid of the images that were burned into his brain.
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Yay! This is my official coming off of hiatus fic! I hope you liked it! The plot bunny bit me pretty hard. Since I am officially off hiatus, I will be updating my fics soon, look for the next installment of Asthmatic coming up soon!