The Thong Song
the revised Lita version....
Note: I don't own Lita, RTC (thank goddess for that one) or Dean Malenko (though in his case I don't see why I'd wanna). Don't sue me. I'm not making money. :(



RTC thinks she's so scandalous
and I swear Dean Malenko couldn't handle this
she's shaking that thing like who's the dish
with a smile on her face 'cause she just hit Trish
She likes to dance to the hip-hop spots
she'll cruise to the grooves that connect the dots
She's so good that she got lots of pops
when she was livin la vida loca

She's got dumps like a truck
truck truck
thighs like what,
what, what?
the babe'll kick your butt, butt, butt
Think I'll sing it again
She's got dumps like a truck,
truck, truck
Thighs like what
what, what?
All night long,
Lita works that thong

(LIke it when the beat goes da da da
Baby make your booty go da da da
Ivory doesn't wanna show
her thong tha thong thong thong.)