Yes, it is I, Elizabeth Marie Swann. I bet you can't guess who I really am. Let's just say the real Elizabeth Swann was dreadfully taken from us in a unfaithful "corset" accident when she was 16. Even since, for the fame and fortune I took her spot.
I am a man, no plastic surgery whatsoever who is Elizabeth Swann. With the help of my fellow friends to get me into every pinch of being a woman, it works out quite swell. My name you mite ask? Joseph Vostall also know as the governor's daughter.
Now you might ask how I get through relationships, corsets, acting like a lady and disguising myself discreetly, you will find out. My fellow readers, read on! As my story unfolds!