Yoshi frikin' Christmas Song

A/N: This is another song with yoshi and the gang. But I'll make this in to a story. But I want to put a song. It's another made fun version, from: Merry Frikin Christmas by Frikin A. Enjoy. Oh and don't forget to sing! XD

School's out, Christmas break,

home for the holidays meat loaf and fruit cake.

Off to the Palace, its so boring.

Screaming babies, and Mario snoring.

Princess Peach has lost her mind

Tripping on a train set, have another box of wine.

Its going to be a merry, merry, merry frickin' Christmas

I must be on Santa Clause's List

The tree, the gift, the mistletoe kiss,

Shoot me now, I'm sick of all my relatives

Have a merry, merry, merry, frickin' Christmas

Uncle Luigi, he's a weirdo, passing out picture of himself in a speedo,

My cousin Daisy, Her singing really sucks,

Blames it on her drummer, and her acid reflux

Boshi's wife is really hot

She puts me in the bathroom, I hope we don't get caught,

Its going to be a merry, merry, merry, frickin' Christmas

I must be on Santa Clause's List

The tree, the gift, the mistletoe kiss

Shoot me now, I'm sick of all my relative.

Have a merry, merry, merry frickin' Christmas

We haven't even open our present yet, now its time to start.

So I fake a smile cause it's going back to Dino-Mart

(Knock, Knock, Boshi knocked on the bathroom door : Sweety, are you ok in there?" Hearing weird noise inside)

Its going to be a merry, merry, merry frickin' Christmas

I must be on Santa Clause's List

The tree, the gift, the mistletoe kiss

Shoot me now, I'm sick of all my relative

Have a merry, merry, merry frickin' Christmas

Merry frickin' Christmas

(Ho, Ho, Ho, I'm Santa talking to you Clause, and I approve this message, Hmm hmm hmm)