1. open all the skittles and throw them at people yelling "TASTE THE FRIKIN RAINBOW!"

2. Run around with the stores bra's on your head

3. stand in the girls clothing section and yell "IT'S JUSTIN BEIBER!" see how many come then say "sorry I killed him" (recomended for justin beiber haters like me)

4. Randomly put a box of tampons in a man's cart

5. run through the store with a megaphone singing Katy Perry songs in a bad imitation of her voice

6. go into the dressing room and sing silly songs while flinging clothes around

7. make a mess of the shampoos and watch the hair care isle turn into the biggest and most dangerous slip-n-slide

8. Put zeltzer tablets in soda and watch them shoot up like a fountain

9. make a fort out of the stuffed animals in the toy section and chuck the leftovers at the people who enter the isle

10. Throw bouncy balls at random people as they walk by, then act unsuspicious

11. hide in the clothing racks and say "i'm gonna kill you" (AHHHHH)

12. When the overhead speakers come on drop to the floor and scream AAAH THE VOICES! THEY'RE BACK! THEY WANT TO KILL US ALL ect.

13. run up to a random old guy and yell "GRANPA YOUR ALIVE! WAIT YOUR NOT MY GRANDPA!" [insert slap in the face]

14. Put boxes os condoms in random couples carts

15. walk into the cereal isle and wait until someone enters, then pretend to throw up in a box of cereal then look at them and say "i'm sorry did you want this one? here"

16. Take all the prizes out of cereal boxes

17. tie a rope to a bike and tie it around your waist. Proceed running through the store yelling "IT'S GONNA EAT ME!"

18. Duct tape your mouth shut and run around screaming 'BURGLAR'

19. run through the store with a NERF gun saying to random people "THIS IS THE FBI PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!"

20. go to the video game section and get a worker to unlock the glass and get you a game. As soon as he relocks it, ask for a different game. Repeat

21. jump on a check out conveor and advertise for other stores ex: "TARGET SUCKS! GO TO KMART !"

A/N

at around number thirteen we were getting tired and running out of ideas so the ones after are stupid and probably make no sence