Treize goes to the mall. He needs new socks. Why socks? Well....He's treize...and his socks are old...or something..
He walks through the make up and perfume area.
and ...
HE GETS ATTACKED!!
BAM KAM SHAKAM!! PERFUME ALL OVER TREIZE!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
But thats okay...cause now he smells nice...um okay so he keeps waltzing around the mall to find the right store ...which iiiiiiis....um....some girly store I dunno.
He goes into the store and the second he's in there five different sales people attack him "CAN I HELP YOU CAN I HELP YOU!!" AAAH RUN TREIZE RUN!!
and he does...He hides behind one of the giant potted plants in the walking area of the mall.
Treize is scared...he needs new socks...but to get in the store he has to get past the crazy sales people....
He sees zechs in another store pretending he's a manequin(did i spell that right?...one of those dolls that have clothes on them and their eyes never blink NEEEVERRR...eh anyway)Zechs is goofy....but he's pretty so we let his goofiness slide.
Treize goes to Zechs and says "Help me! I need socks! I cant get into the store case the psychos scare me"
and Zechs says "DOUSHITE!" then Omi-chan hits Zechs...im not making sense...whatever
Zechs says "i'll help you...but you have to pay me back with that tushy of yours"
Treize says"...sure but you have my tushy all the time...weiiirdoooo"
Zechs goes to the store. He stands outside of it.....just standing there
Treize is drinking a slushy he just bought. Its strawberry...and delicious. Treize goes "yum"...wait what am i talking about?
Oh yeah Zechs....He's standing in front of the store...the sales psychos are waiting inside ready to pounce MEROWR bwahaha...
Zechs steps inside the store..then suddenly BAN BAN BANNN!! he drops his pants
and waves his hoohoodillie around!
Well boy howdy the sales psychos are stunned! and they hide in the corner of the store.
Treize now goes into the store safe and gets the socks he wants.
They have monkeys on them.
The monkeys are eating bananas.
He pays for the socks and goes home with Zechs to have a lovely little shag
the end
....this was totally insane and i hope i've wasted your time =D