Disclaimer: Don't own Fushigi Yuugi, but if they ever are for sale, especially Chichiri… *sparkly eyes…call me.
Sansele: Okay, this is a little psychotic thing written at 3a.m. Jade, Grace, Zel and Draconsis are real people, in case you were wondering…all except Zel are fanfic authors…
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Jade: I'm bored!
Sansele: Go write your Flame of Recca fic then!
Jade: No inspiration…
Grace: Hmm…maybe we could use the infinite-author-powers-that-be…
Zel: *Sigh* This has to do with Fushigi Yuugi, right? I'm outta here…
Sansele: Heh, heh…(pulls Zel back)…
Jade: Nah, Fushigi Yuugi sucks!
Sansele: It does, does it? (Concentrates)
(Hotohori falls from the sky. Jade's eyes grow wide and REALLY big.)
Sansele: You were saying?
Jade: Hot-to-ho-ri…(Swoons)
Hotohori: Yet another fan-girl swooning over my beautiful, amazing looks…(Takes out his mirror to admire himself)
Grace: In that case…(Concentrates)
(Tasuki falls from the sky.)
Grace: Tasuki!
Tasuki: What the %#&@*# am I doing here?!
(Sansele: A note. Grace insists she doesn't like guys. And starts glomping Tasuki.)
Tasuki: Argh! Another rabid fan-girl!!!!
Sansele: Draconsis!
(Draconsis pops out of nowhere…)
Draconsis: Hiya, Sansele-chan! (Sees Tasuki) TASUKI!! MY DARLING! MY ONE AND ONLY!
Grace: Hands off, I was here first!
Draconsis: Oh yeah?
Grace: Yeah!
Sansele: And Zel, you've been really quiet, haven't you?
Zel: Umm…
(Amiboshi falls from the sky.)
Amiboshi: Where am I?
Sansele: Hi Amiboshi! Let me introduce you to Zel.
(Within ten minutes…)
Amiboshi: So you'll teach me to play the saxophone, and I'll tutor you on the flute?
Zel: Yes, if it's not too much bother…(blushes)
(Thoughts)
Sansele: Zelly has a boyfriend…
Zel: Stop it!
Sansele: But why should I?
(End Thoughts)
(Sansele watches as Amiboshi and Zel walk off; Grace and Draconsis attempt to kill each other and glomp Tasuki at the same time, and Jade watches Hotohori with starry eyes.)
Sansele: Damn boring…
(The rest of the Suzaku seishi except for SOMEONE fall from the sky.)
Draconsis: NURIKO!!!!
Nuriko: Err, heh…
Tamahome: Where's Miaka?
Jade: Hey, there's only six of them…
Grace: Tasuki's here, Hotohori's here… Nuriko, Chiriko, Tamahome and Mitsukake… Where's Chichiri?
Draconsis: Ah, Sansele, didn't want to be tempted, eh?
Sansele: (as innocently as is possible) Whatever are you talking about?
(Suddenly a kesa appears. And Chichiri pops out.)
Sansele: NOOO! (Closes eyes) I'm going to kill you Draconsis…I will not swoon, I will not swoon…
Chichiri: What's she talking about, no da?
Nuriko: Seems someone likes you.
Chichiri: Daaaaa…
(All the seishi watch sweatdropping as the others circle Sansele in a crafty way.)
Jade: But Sansele…
Sansele: No!
Draconsis: Sansele, you want to…
Sansele: No!
Grace: Don't worry, Sansele…
Sansele: I will worry, because I'm supposed to have more self-control! (Yeah right.)
Tamahome: How long would you bet she's going to last?
Tasuki: I'll bet 100ryou that she lasts four minutes.
Nuriko: Nah, eighty ryou for two minutes. She's starting to shake.
Chichiri: This is all very weird, no da.
Hotohori: Do you think she'll forget about Chichiri and follow me instead?
(Sansele overhears.)
Sansele: NO!
Tamahome: That's it; I'm going to taunt her as well.
Nuriko: Oooh, I'll follow you.
Tasuki: Count me in!
(Seishi join circle.)
Draconsis: Come on Sansele…
Tamahome: My money is at stake!
Nuriko: Don't you like Chichiri?
Tasuki: Heh.
Jade: Sansele…
Sansele: Wait a second.
(Suddenly two other people pop out of a kasa.)
Nicole: Hi Sansele! Ooh…Chichiri…(Starts drooling)
Sandra: I'll take the shakujou!
Nicole: But I want it!
(Both pounce on top of Chichiri. Sansele slowly opens her eyes.)
Draconsis: Sansele…who are those two people?
Zel: Where did the kasa come from?
Sansele: Oh that. (Clicks fingers and Nicole and Sandra disappear.) The kasa is mine, you idiots. Sandra and Nicole are illusions I created.
Chichiri: How come now you're okay, no da?
Sansele: Because I was enjoying myself. Whatever Sandra and Nicole feel, I feel. Author powers are so useful sometimes…
Tamahome: Oh no, does it count that she didn't last then?
Draconsis: Looks like you lost a bit of money, Tamahome…
(Grace looks at Draconsis and looks at Tasuki.)
Grace: Maybe we should continue?
Draconsis: Oh yes…
Tasuki: NO!
(Grace and Draconsis pounce on him.)
Jade: Oh Hotohori…
(Walk off with him.)
Sansele: Okay…
(Table appears in front of the remaining seishi and they sit down. Tea and other delicacies appear on the table.)
Sansele: Tea? (Pours out for all of them.)
Nuriko: Erm…Sansele?
Sansele: Yes?
Nuriko: How come you haven't done anything to Chichiri yet?
Sansele: That's true.
(Nicole and Sandra appear again.)
Nicole and Sandra: OH CHICHIRI-SAMA!!! (Jump all over him)
Nuriko: *Sweatdrops* Uh, that wasn't what I expected.
Chichiri: Help me, no da!
Chiriko: So that's why you were so calm…
Sansele: Yes, that's also the reason Nicole and Sandra are here.
Sandra: Oh Chichiri, you're so hot!
Nicole: Chichiri-sama, I'm so in love with you…
Sansele: Of course, although they are illusions, they do somewhat have a mind of their own…
Chiriko: So you're placing Chichiri in the hands of two lunatics?
Sansele: The sensations are quite interesting…
Nuriko: Are you hentai, by any chance?
Sansele: A little.
(Seishi sweatdrop.)
Tasuki: SAVE ME!
Grace: Where's the whipped cream, Draconsis?
Draconsis: Here!
Tasuki: &#&$#*%#…Argh!
(Draconsis is unbuttoning his shirt while Grace plays with the whipped cream can.)
Nuriko: Should we go save him?
Tamahome: On second thoughts…
Nuriko and Tamahome: Nah.
(Jade and Hotohori are having tea at another part of the…oh, fine, it's a garden… discussing swords, politics and other matters.)
Unfortunately…
Sandra: I take the kesa!
Nicole: Oh, in that case, I take Chichiri!
Sandra: Not fair!
Chichiri: Stop, stop…
Nuriko: Sansele, maybe you should stop now…
(Sandra and Nicole somehow take off Chichiri's shirt.)
Nuriko: Sansele!
(Sansele clicks fingers, stares at Chichiri, grins and swoons.)
Chichiri: Ah, thank Suzaku, no da…
Tamahome: How long did she take to swoon? How long?
Chiriko: No one was timing, Tamahome.
Tamahome: Sniff, sniff…all my money…gone! Gone!
Nuriko: Oh, count your blessings Tamahome! You could have hentai fan-girls piled on top of you now!
Tasuki: AHHHHH!
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Sansele: And I really should be doing my overdue homework now…~_~;
Maybe I'll write another bit to this if people review…Heh. Chichiri…*drools