Disclaimer: Okay, I don't own *breathes deeply* Sonic, Knuckles, Robotnic, Conker, Mario, Luigi, Fox, Link, Crash, Coco, Towlie, Spyro, Bianca, Hunter, Shin, Goku, Abe, or anyone else besides myself and my insane friend Kyra Moonshine. Whew!
Kyra Moonshine: Hey, I'm not insane, I'm mentally challenged. Now move over! *shoves Cupcake out of the chair*
G.I.R.'s Cupcake: Hey, my chair! Give it back!
Kyra Moonshine: No! I claim this chair now in the name of me.
*Cupcake starts a fight with Moonshine until a mallet whacks them on the head*
G.I.R.'s Cupcake: Who the hell did that?! Show yourself!
Mario: Well I had to shut you up somehow.
Kyra Moonshine: How 'bout I shut you up?!
*Moonshine chases Mario around the room swinging a chain mace*
*Mario starts yelling at Cupcake and Cupcake yells back*
*Fox walks in*
Fox: Hey Mario, quit messing around we have to grab our seats before Kirby and Luigi take them again before the fight.
Mario: Didn't you reserve seats two weeks ago?
Fox: Well we were supposed to but somebody spent the money on stuffing his face!
Mario: Wait why don't we ask Kyra and G.I.R.'s Cupcake for tickets?
G.I.R.'s Cupcake: Don't count on it..
Mario: Well why the hell not ?
Kyra Moonshine: Because you just whacked us with a friggin' mallet!!
Fox: Nice going genius
Mario: Don't you start with me!
Fox: You're the one who started it!
Mario: Well if you hadn't started I wouldn't have to tell who started what so who started it!
Fox, Kyra Moonshine, & G.I.R.'s Cupcake: What?!
Mario: Huh?
G.I.R.'s Cupcake: I'm confused.
Fox: You're not the only one. Come on Mario let's go before we lose our seats.
Kyra Moonshine: Hey wait a second I'm not done chasing Mario yet.
G.I.R.'s Cupcake: Chase him after the fan fiction, we've got a hosting to do!
Kyra Moonshine: A hosting?
G.I.R.'s Cupcake: Whatever, just come on.
Kyra Moonshine: You ain't the boss of me!
G.I.R.'s Cupcake: Yes I am. It's my fan fiction. Anyway, I don't own any characters except myself and Kyra.
Kyra Moonshine: Hey I own myself cheese loaf!
G.I.R.'s Cupcake: Who you callin' cheese loaf, jerk?!
*Fox leans over to Mario*
Fox: Let's leave quietly before we get disintegrated or something.
*Mario starts to object then looks at the two arguers*
Mario: Good idea.
*Fox & Mario start to back away slowly then run away really fast*
*Shin walks in*
Shin: Hey, don't you have a hosting job to do? The reader isn't going to read a disclaimer all day!
Kyra Moonshine:*looks at the clock* Oh crap we've got to get to the hosting box!
G.I.R.'s Cupcake: Told ya.
Kyra Moonshine: Quiet or I'll put a fish in your pants!
Shin: *while walking out* Damn, this has got to be the longest disclaimer ever.
G.I.R.'s Cupcake: Look, don't make us make you eat stinky fish paste again!
A small reminder
Oh and remember readers Kyra's my co-writing this so if this thing sucks flame her not me. Thank you now on to the next chapter!
Kyra Moonshine: Hey, I'm not insane, I'm mentally challenged. Now move over! *shoves Cupcake out of the chair*
G.I.R.'s Cupcake: Hey, my chair! Give it back!
Kyra Moonshine: No! I claim this chair now in the name of me.
*Cupcake starts a fight with Moonshine until a mallet whacks them on the head*
G.I.R.'s Cupcake: Who the hell did that?! Show yourself!
Mario: Well I had to shut you up somehow.
Kyra Moonshine: How 'bout I shut you up?!
*Moonshine chases Mario around the room swinging a chain mace*
*Mario starts yelling at Cupcake and Cupcake yells back*
*Fox walks in*
Fox: Hey Mario, quit messing around we have to grab our seats before Kirby and Luigi take them again before the fight.
Mario: Didn't you reserve seats two weeks ago?
Fox: Well we were supposed to but somebody spent the money on stuffing his face!
Mario: Wait why don't we ask Kyra and G.I.R.'s Cupcake for tickets?
G.I.R.'s Cupcake: Don't count on it..
Mario: Well why the hell not ?
Kyra Moonshine: Because you just whacked us with a friggin' mallet!!
Fox: Nice going genius
Mario: Don't you start with me!
Fox: You're the one who started it!
Mario: Well if you hadn't started I wouldn't have to tell who started what so who started it!
Fox, Kyra Moonshine, & G.I.R.'s Cupcake: What?!
Mario: Huh?
G.I.R.'s Cupcake: I'm confused.
Fox: You're not the only one. Come on Mario let's go before we lose our seats.
Kyra Moonshine: Hey wait a second I'm not done chasing Mario yet.
G.I.R.'s Cupcake: Chase him after the fan fiction, we've got a hosting to do!
Kyra Moonshine: A hosting?
G.I.R.'s Cupcake: Whatever, just come on.
Kyra Moonshine: You ain't the boss of me!
G.I.R.'s Cupcake: Yes I am. It's my fan fiction. Anyway, I don't own any characters except myself and Kyra.
Kyra Moonshine: Hey I own myself cheese loaf!
G.I.R.'s Cupcake: Who you callin' cheese loaf, jerk?!
*Fox leans over to Mario*
Fox: Let's leave quietly before we get disintegrated or something.
*Mario starts to object then looks at the two arguers*
Mario: Good idea.
*Fox & Mario start to back away slowly then run away really fast*
*Shin walks in*
Shin: Hey, don't you have a hosting job to do? The reader isn't going to read a disclaimer all day!
Kyra Moonshine:*looks at the clock* Oh crap we've got to get to the hosting box!
G.I.R.'s Cupcake: Told ya.
Kyra Moonshine: Quiet or I'll put a fish in your pants!
Shin: *while walking out* Damn, this has got to be the longest disclaimer ever.
G.I.R.'s Cupcake: Look, don't make us make you eat stinky fish paste again!
A small reminder
Oh and remember readers Kyra's my co-writing this so if this thing sucks flame her not me. Thank you now on to the next chapter!