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[Name]: Shadowleaf
[Appearance]: Grey she-cat with black tabby stripes and dark green eyes.
[Personality]: Shadowleaf is an unforgiving she-cat. She laces her true menacing feelings with kindness and randomness. Her talents include the power to summon waves of red velvet cupcakes and her weapon of choice is a Makarov, 8 rounds per magazine. Every tom who has tried to hit on her mysteriously ended up in Catzaban (cat prison for losers)
[Importance]: Producer (there are positions of COMPETITORS-OC's/Clan cats that can compete in challenges or just appear somewhere, CALLERS-they take random calls, SUFFERERS-they suffer if they fail. duh, ASSISTANTS-just hang around the studio and prep it, LIGHTING-help Birchkit with the lights, TECHNICIANS-help Leafsky and Bluefoot.)
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE," screamed Firestar as he swung around on the chainy, extremely painful swing. "I HAVE MANGE!"
"We know you have mange, just get off the damn swing, hobo," snapped little Dapplekit, licking her meth ice-cream.
"The show starts in five minutes! Get off!" shouted Lilypaw, pacing around the sandy playground.
She revved the chainsaw and it burst into life.
"Catch," she mewed to Dapplekit.
The pretty kit was on HIGH alert as Lilypaw swung the chainsaw towards her. Unfortunately, her delicious ice-cream was dropped in the process. Although she caught the dangerous thing, her ice-cream dropped in slow motion.
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" screamed Dapplekit, tossing the chainsaw back at Lilypaw as she dived for her ice-cream.
Lilypaw grabbed the chainsaw just as it was about to cut her in half and squealed like a maniac. "THIS IS HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT OR TWO BUSY FOR FOUR MINUTES AND TWENTY SECONDS."
Dapplekit had failed to pick up her ice-cream. The sand absorbed it and became high. Then she noticed that Lilypaw's chainsaw was hurtling towards her again. She giggled and threw it back.
For the next four minutes and twenty seconds, they threw the chainsaw back and forth while Firestar left some of his pelt on the swing to disgust other kits.
Ferncloud walked past in her high heels, with a dog guarding her 3 remaining kits because she was a fricking terrible parent. They tugged the dog to the swing, attacked Firestar, pushed the womaniser off his swing and put the dog on it. The Doberman whimpered in terror as the kits mewed evilly and activated their self-destruct sequence.
Firestar stupidly jumped onto the dog's head, shouting, "DO IT, KIDS."
Birchkit and Spiderkit tied the dog to the swing. There was no escape. Little Icekit held the powerful button in her white paws. She kept taking her finger away and putting it closer to the button to rouse the dog. Then the blue-eyed Hitler stimulated a fake gas explosion, which made the dog go wild.
Barking crazily at the kits, it broke free of the bonds and charged straight towards their ghost mother, Firestar still attached. Ghost Ferncloud screamed as the dog tumbled through her, then screamed as it ran away, clueless. Firestar jumped off, then was blown sky-high by a landmine.
"I forgot I was a ghost," she said laughing, starlight appearing around her paws.
Then she began to fade. "I forgot living creatures can still kill dead ones, according to the Erins. Shit."
Ferncloud died.
"OUR FIRST MISSION IS COMPLETE!" shrieked the kits. "NOW FOR YOU THREE."
Purring, they began to construct a new remote. Within forty seconds, the deadly-looking silver remote was ready for activation.
They mewed innocently, then yelled furiously as one at Dapplekit, Firestar and Lilypaw.
"You should have been at the show thirty-seven seconds ago!"
The kits' accents changed. Icekit was Australian. Birchkit was Russian. Spiderkit was American. The new accents mucked up their spooky berating and they stopped, awkwardly standing in silence.
"Bleh bleh bleh."
Then Icekit remembered to press the button on her new remote. A huge portal opened up, its sparkling dark purple sucking the swing set into it. The three stars felt themselves being tugged into the portal, where the swing was twirling around, tying its chains around Oakheart, who shouted for Bluestar.
"HONEY, I SHRUNK THE KIDS."
By now, Lilypaw, Dapplekit and Firestar were hanging onto a tree. The three kits were about to explain themselves.
"Everyone needs to travel through Lionblaze's garbage abyss once in their lives, it's fricking awesome. He's probably in there somewhere. We really want to meet the man who crafted all of the garbage abysses. We admire his work so much. Also, there's a garbage abyss leading to the studio, so we were hired to kill our own mother and our four siblings and teleport you to your show. Our father and mother had problems within their marriage. Your producer is waiting for you."
Mewing happily, the kits dug their mini claws into Dapplekit and Firestar. The drug addict kit and her womaniser friend were sucked into the abyss, begging for cocaine cookies. Lilypaw shrieked in alarm, then grabbed her chainsaw and tried to destroy the portal to trap her losers in it forever. Unfortunately, the portal was strengthened by her life force being so close. The pretty she-cat was sucked into the garbage abyss, wailing in shock, her chainsaw still in her paws.
Birchkit, Spiderkit and Icekit used their Dauntless training to fearlessly jump into the portal and go on a floating train that would probably explode if it exited the garbage abyss.
"I HAVE MANGE!" they shouted with their new accents (quoting Firestar); the train chugged towards the hosts.
Firestar and Lilypaw were still screaming to be saved from their young kidnappers. Dapplekit was trying to by another meth ice-cream from a meth ice-cream stand that had mysteriously appeared. Snoop Dogg was selling "speshul" ice-creams for $7. His newest customer was happily giving away her life's savings.
"Yo, I can't spell yo," he said enthusiastically, handing over the ice-cream.
Dapplekit floated away. She observed the floating junk and a hydrogen bomb that should have exploded two years ago. Mewling thankfully, she levitated towards it and patted it.
"Please stimulate Firestar's sexual attraction towards Cinderpaw, Spottedleaf or Sandstorm. Basically any she-cat. Just prove that he's high like me, my beautiful one."
The hydrogen bomb "mysteriously" "whacked" Dapplekit's ice-cream away with a baseball bat and "flounced" off, "shocked" and "annoyed" that Disa kept putting its "actions" in "".
"ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!" it "shouted".
Disa growled somewhere in the world and snapped, "DOT."
Dapplekit snarled insults after the hydrogen bomb, hissing in frustration because her ice-cream was dead. Then she remembered that she was in the garbage abyss's hyperspace and her meth ice-cream could still be eaten. She grabbed it and frantically began licking it.
"I've got to stop this addiction," she mumbled around a mouthful of danger.
Dapplekit sat in silence for a few moments, before the hydrogen bomb "walked" back to her and blew up. Screaming, the pulse of the bomb blew Dapplekit away from her delicious snack. Wailing, she tried to swim around and find her ice-cream, but she was already too far away. Sighing, she gave up on ever getting high again and sat in silence, floating in the purple of nothingness.
A low screeching sound was suddenly heard. Turning in the wrong direction, Dapplekit tried to ignore the choo-choo that was floating towards her at alarming speed.
"GIDDIM! GIDDIM!" screamed the three kits on board, slapping the train.
Lilypaw's chainsaw was tied to the back of the train, trying to return to its master, who had hastily installed a self-destruct button before attaching it to the back of the train.
Now both she and Firestar were sleeping, shot by Silverpaw's tranquiliser gun.
"Cupcakes!" screamed Dapplekit, as they fired at her.
Icekit dragged her fellow kit on board. "READ OR DIE!"
"Never!" spat Dapplekit.
She grabbed a razor and shaved Icekit.
"NOOOO!" screamed the bald kit. "KNOCK HER OUT! I WANT TO SEE BROKEN BONES, SERIOUS BLEEDING, BROKEN TEETH, BRUISED FACES AND SOME OTHER SIXTH THING!"
Birchkit curiously tapped Dapplekit on the head and the she-kit fell into a coma.
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Lilypaw wakes up a few hours earlier, screaming about fish.
Firestar whacks Lilypaw on the head with a garbage can lid and says, "Where are the girls?"
Dapplekit is nowhere to be seen.
Lionblaze crashes through the ceiling, tussling with a Griever, then falls through the floor, shouting "FRISBEES".
Icekit appears out of thin air with Dapplekit. "You are no longer addicted to drugs, alcohol or trash talking."
Dapplekit squeals in delight. "Now I can be addicted to jackets!"
She eats a denim jacket, then is teleported to the stage.
"You were too late for the show, so we had to go back in time with you and make it in time," meows, Birchkit, who is fiddling with the lighting.
"We have 28 seconds," added Spiderkit, who is making coffee with the Meep Machine.
A coffee pops out and meeps at him, then spills hot water all over him.
"CLARK RUBBER!" he screams, running around and burying himself in a pile of doughnuts.
"SEND IN THE FRISBEE TEAM!" shouts a new voice, and a pretty grey tabby she-cat is teleported by the garage abyss into the studio.
Firestar gets his garbage bin lid and whacks the she-cat on the head.
She meeps and throws a towel at Firestar.
"Welcome to your new studio, courtesy of the garbage abyss, courtesy of Lionblaze! There's no escape," the she-cat mews, making herself a cupcake with the Meep Machine.
The cupcake meeps at her and tosses itself at Lilypaw, who is giggling hysterically and powers the cupcake towards Birchkit, who stops trying to light up the studio, catches the cupcake and falls through the hole Lionblaze made.
"OKAY OKAY, CUT!" Shadowleaf screams.
"The show isn't even on yet," squeaks Dapplekit, who is trying to eat another jacket.
Lilypaw, being the only rational kitten in the studio, tries to explain nothing and asks, "Who are you? Are you my mother?"
"I AM NOT YOUR MOTHER!" screams the unknown she-cat. "HAND ME MY MAKAROV PISTOL!"
Leafsky enters the establishment with the she-cat's weapon of choice. "Here, Cupcake Lord of BananaClan."
"MY NAME IS SHADOWLEAF AND I'M FROM SHADOWCLAN," screeches Shadowleaf, her dark fur bristling.
She kicks Leafsky down Lionblaze's death trap.
Screams of agony and Lionblaze's kisses can be hear from below.
"Now that that's all over, I can tell you what's going on for reals," meows Shadowleaf, happily petting Lilypaw.
"I HAVE MANGE," snarls Firestar, now whacking himself with his bin lid.
"Yeah… I don't really… care," says Shadowleaf, shooting Firestar with her Makarov.
He yowls happily and heals immediately.
"Wait, what?!" snaps Shadowleaf, repeatedly shooting Firestar.
"Let me try on the womaniser," growls Lilypaw, impatiently snatching the gun and rapidly firing Makarov bullets at the orange tom.
Five seconds later, Firestar is alive, but there are several bullets wasted from Shadowleaf's pistol.
"Damn it!" she curses, throwing her Makarov down Lionblaze's hole. A tree falls into the hole and dies.
"Get me another one!" Shadowleaf shouts as Leafsky crawls out of the hole, Lionblaze hanging onto her tail.
"Will you go out with me?" he asks.
"NO!" Leafsky screeches, and a Mitsubishi falls on Lionblaze. It separates him from his love, and Leafsky gets freedom for 0.07 seconds before Lionblaze melts the car and hugs her.
"MY CAR!" screeches Spiderkit, who had crawled out of the doughnuts and is attempting to make hot chocolate with the Meep Machine.
Birchkit climbs out of the hole and whacks Icekit with a branch. She dies.
"FERNCLOUD AND DUSTPELT ARE THE WORST PARENTS IN THUNDERCLAN, NOW THEY'VE LOST FIVE KITS!" he screams, and follows Icekit to StarClan to kidnap her.
Mousekit's hot chocolate turns into a baseball bat that beats him up and kills him. He follows his siblings temporarily to StarClan. "NOW IT'S ALL SEVEN PLUS HERSELF!"
"CAN I JUST GET TO THE POINT?!" screams Shadowleaf.
"Will you go out with me?" Firestar asks, raising his eyebrows.
One second later, Firestar is kicked into his chair to begin the show.
"Okay guys, the show is about to begin. I'm Shadowleaf, I'm awesome, you're the stars who need to be kidnapped to arrive on time, now get out there!"
Lilypaw and Dapplekit are kicked into their seats, where Firestar is doing the harlem shake.
"She broke my heart," he whispers, sticking his tongue out.
"Sit down!" hisses Lilypaw, ignoring his weird representation of pain.
Dapplekit throws a cookie at Firestar and he settles down, happily sucking the cookie.
The huge 70 inch screen flashes above them, making annoying "ding" sounds.
Bluefoot's face flashes up on screen. "My name is Jeff. Just kidding. It's me, Bluefoot. This is our first episode of the "Shadowleaf Show". This time it also has life lessons, and I'm trying to get Lionblaze off Leafsky."
The tom's face disappeared and instead was replaced with the message "LIONBLAZE + LEAFSKY 4EVA"
Then it flashes up: "SHADOWLEAF IS AN OBNOXIOUS CRAZY SHE-CAT, DIE SCUM!"
Bluefoot's angry screams could be heard from all corners of the studio.
"Hi, Disa's faithful viewers, Lionblaze is trying to seriously hit on Leafsky, we'll be back after the break," mews Dapplekit.
Disa growls angrily somewhere in the world and whacks her head on her computer, furious with Lionblaze for delaying the show.
Dapplekit jumps up from her seat and throws Lionblaze in a chamber filled with kits.
Shouting and agonising fur ripping sounds can be heard from the chamber.
"It won't hold forever, he'll kill all of those innocent kits Disa and Draposs stole, but we've got time to continue our show," the pretty kit mewed, lifting a 5 tonne truck and throwing it at the chamber's door.
Lilypaw stared. "How-"
"LET'S BEGIN NOW, PEOPLE!" screamed Shadowleaf, flipping over her script frantically.
"Hello, our favourite losers, welcome back to the Shadowleaf Show, where we torture cats, raise money for stupid causes, have surprise challenges and ruin the lives of the Clan and OC cats! Today we'll be observing Lionblaze as he attempts to fight the 1,000,000 kittens stuffed into the chamber he is terrified by," yowls Firestar.
"FIRESTAR HITS ON GIRLS" flashes up on the screen.
"EXACTLY!" shouts the orange tom, nodding enthusiastically.
"Let's get to Lionblaze's chamber, but first we'll show you our full studio, including all of the current staff."
Leafsky switches Camera 1, which is focusing on Dapplekit, Lilypaw and Firestar, to Camera 14, which views Shadowleaf, crying in a corner.
She notices the camera's lense and grins evilly. Then the studio goes black for a few seconds.
The light comes back on, due to Birchkit's return to the studio. He slowly turns around and is relieved to find that a snake is about to kill him. He grins and stuffs the snake into Mousekit's still boiling hot chocolate.
The snake dies.
Leafsky hastily locks the door to the main controls room, where she and Bluefoot are hugging and crying.
"WHERE DID SHADOWLEAF GO?! SHE'S GOING TO KILL US!" they scream.
In fact, Shadowleaf is right outside the door with red velvet cupcakes.
"COME AND GET YOUR CUPCAKES!" she screams hysterically.
"Whoo! It's just cupcakes." Leafsky is breathing heavily.
Bluefoot stops hugging his pale green friend and opens the door.
Shadowleaf throws cupcakes at their faces. "AHAHA! REVENGE! NOW GET BACK TO WORK."
She closes the door and bolts.
Leafsky eats the cupcake on her face and uses Camera 9 to look at Lionblaze's current problems in the kitten chamber.
"FINALLY!" growls Lilypaw, zooming in.
Dapplekit squeals in delight when she sees the dead bodies of 500,000 kits tied up with rope and sparkly purple duct tape, rolling around.
"That's sick!" says no one.
Lionblaze is still fighting another 500,00 kits, panting slightly with effort.
"I LOVE YOU, LEAFSKY!" he yells, lassoing 15 kits. "That was for you."
":L" appears on the screen in the main part of the studio.
Everyone has the ":L" face.
"Um. Well… He's been stalled," grumbles Firestar.
"This is a boring topic, watching Lionblaze tying up 1,000,000 kits. You know he can't be defeated, even if he does get injured," mews Lilypaw.
Dapplekit throws a boomerang at Firestar.
"THIS WAS NOT IN THE SCRIPT AT ALL!" screams Shadowleaf; unaware the cameras were still rolling, she leaps onto the stage.
Shrews begin to fall from the roof.
"MY SECRET STASH!" wails Shadowleaf
Cody appears for no reason and stuffs her in a box full of cake.
The murder of a sponge cake is witnessed through a hole in the box.
Lilypaw's eye twitches.
Dapplekit uses a terror-taser to terrorise the technicians.
"YOU TRAITOR!" Firestar suddenly shouts at Dapplekit, from the steel bar on which he is watching Leafsky and Bluefoot's torture. "THIS ISN'T A COOKIE! THIS IS A COOKIE! LIAR!"
Then everyone on stage gets a Makarov pistol and start shooting at each other.
The screen flashes up: "CUPCAKE LORD, NO MORE MAKAROVS!"
Birchkit stares at the commotion. "Is this real, Mummy?"
Ferncloud purrs. "This is the real world, my child."
She sits on Birchkit, then dies again. "Oh I forgot Birchkit was a knife."
And that's it! Sorry for the random ending. I began to run out of ideas. It's very long. I hope you enjoyed the first chapter of the new show.