A light brown tabby pounces onto the stage. She purrs and opens her amber eyes.

"Welcome to Fixing Families with yours truly, Leafpool" she purred confidently.

"On this show, we will invite guests and help with their problems and hopefully help them become a happy family again" meowed Leafpool.

"With me!" yowled a voice from backstage.

"Oh," Leafpool grumbled. "Yes yes, and Tigerstar is backstage"

A dark brown muscular cat crawled on stage. He had a scar under one eye and a smirk. "Yep, I need to do charity work to prove my innocence. And I chose to be a security guard!"

With that, Tigerstar started batting his eyelashes.

Leafpool shook her head. "See you on our first episode where will be doing.." Leafpool paused and shuffled through her notecards. "A Ragged Family, stay tuned"

Tigerstar put on a tutu and decided to dance for some reason. "I'm so innocent"

The camera cat then shut off the camera due to extreme awkwardness.