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Loli: Hi-hi! Welcome to my Ao no Exorcist Dare or Dare fic. I'm Loli.
Rin: I'm Rin.
Loli: You have such a cute tail! *Squeals*
Rin: Thank you?
Loli: *Serious* You're welcome. Anywho~ Lets meet the rest of the cast! Who are chained to doors! First up is Yukio!
Yukio: Hello, Loli.
Loli: Hello, Moley.
Yukio: *Tick-mark* What did you call me? *pointing gun*
Loli: Yukio. That is your name, isn't it? *Shifting eyes*
Rin: You're really horrible at covering stuff up, aren't you?
Loli: Yep! Our next character is Bon!
Bon: What the hell am I doing here?
Loli: Playing my game.
Bon: I don't have to listen to you.
Loli: Actually, you do. I have permission from the Vatican to let Rin loose on you if you do not comply.
Rin: Sweet.
Bon: Fine. But this is so stupid.
Loli: Yeah, that's why I'm doing it.
Bon: *Raises eyebrow* So it is stupid.
Loli: Yes. *Jumping up and down* Next is Shima!
Shima: Hello ladies and other people.
Loli: Shima, stop being mean! The reviewers could do horrible things to you or pair you with Rin. On second thought, keep being mean.*Drools and goes into lala land* Best pairing evar.
Shima: Excuse me?
Rin: *Spluttering* W-what?
Bon: The hell you talking 'bout?
Loli: I'm just saying that it could happen. And it's tiring to bring people to life all the time.
Everyone: . . .
Loli: Next is Konekomaru. Neko on standby!
Konekomaru: Hi.
Loli: No offence, but I don't like you in any pairing, also, HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO RIN! *Bawls*
Konekomaru: . .Um. .sorry?
Loli: *Serious* Good. Eyebrows! I mean Izumo! Come out here!
Izumo: Did you just call me Eyebrows?
Loli: Nooooo~ *Looks away*
Rin: Oh, relax, Eyebrows. I call you that, too.
Izumo: So.
Loli: Oh, chillax, alright? Good. Next is *Gags* Shiemi. *Throws up in popcorn bag*
Rin: You don't like Shiemi that much, do you?
Loli: *Sarcasm* No, I love her. *Real voice* Of course I don't, you idiot!
Rin: Okay.
Loli: Can we move on?
Bon: No! Shiemi hasn't said anything yet!
Loli: So?
Bon: *Glare*
Loli: Fine! And by the way, Bon, your glares are weak compared to the Rin's, but I know how cute he actually is.
Bon: My glare is weaker than Rin's? Seriously?
Loli: Yes.
Shiemi: Rin is cute at times.
Loli: Oh, hell no! There's no way a straight pairing comment was just made in this fic!
Bon: Technically, you wrote it yourself.
Loli: So? At least I didn't color my hair like a rooster. Right, Rin?
Rin: *Giggling* Right.
Bon: Shut up!
Loli: Also I hate, no, loath straight pairings. They're just gross. Ewww~
Rin: Kay, what about the rules?
Loli: Oh yes. Readers! *Turns to readers* I accept all dares! No matter what pairing, violent, or stupid act you dare, I will accept them all! You can dare as much as you like, too. You may dare anyone in the Ao no Exorcist anime and manga. That pretty much covers it.
Rin: I have a question.
Loli: Yes?
Rin: Why is everyone chained to doors but you and me?
Loli: Blackmail.
Rin: *Tilts head* Huh?
Loli: I blackmailed them into coming, but they want to kill me so if they get out of hand I just pull this lever *pulls*, and one of them gets pushed into a room with their worst nightmares. *Smiles brightly while watching Shiemi fall into a room*
Rin: You really don't like her.
Loli: Yep, she's a crybaby!
Disturbed screaming
Loli: *Laughing manically* Awesome!
Yukio: Loli, bring Shiemi back here!
Loli: *Disappointed* Fine. *Presses button below lever* There, she's back and I let you all go, happy?
Everyone: Very.
Loli: Great! Well this is the end of the chapter so, please dare and Bye-bi! *Waves*
Rin: Bye! *Waves*
A/N-
Please dare!