Story 1: Paper Mario: The Greatest Adventure EVER!
This is my first story and here is all you need to know about it.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters, except a few. I do not own Nintendo, Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, or any other company characters that are in this story.
Normal Text- Normal
Bold Text- something important
Italic Text- TV, radio, P.A. flashback, thinking, etc.
Underline Text- The name of a place or person
Bold Italic Text- Battle Mode
Bold Underline Text- Paper, sign, street name, etc.
Bold Italic Underline Text- something VERY important
Status Ailments are shown like this:
Mario: HP 10 or,
Mario: HP 5 Danger! or,
Mario: HP 1 PERIL! or,
Mario: HP 10 Dizzy! 3
There are other Status Ailments through the story.
Main Characters
Mario
Luigi
Peach
Bowser
Party Members (Partners)
Super Mario RPG
Mallow
Geno
Bowser
Peach
Paper Mario
Goombario
Kooper
Bombette
Parakarry
Bow
Watt
Sushie
Lakilester
M&L: SS
Luigi
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
Goombella
Koops
Flurrie
Yoshi
Vivian
Bobbery
Ms. Mowz
M&L: PIT
Baby Mario
Baby Luigi
Total: 22
There are MANY others that Mario will meet on this adventure.
Prologue
The Very Beginning
It all started on a peaceful morning, Mario and Luigi were reading a letter…
Mario: Wow! Another letter, read it, read it, READ IT!
Luigi: All right, all right, (clears throat) it says…
Dear Mario & Luigi,
You two are invited to the greatest, and I mean GREATEST PARTY EVER!
Everyone you know will be there, so please come, Mario & Luigi, this is your once-in-a-life-time chance, so you HAVE TO COME!
Sincerely,
Peach
Luigi: WOW! I must say, that is going to be a BIG party!
Mario: Wait, it says here it's going to be at 12:00 noon.
Luigi: That's 3 hours from now!
Mario: Oh, man, we'd better hurry!
Then, they got their stuff and drove off to the party…
Mario: We've only got… Oh, no! 12 minutes left!
Luigi: Oh, crap!
Mario: Kick it in to high gear you son of a btch!
They made it to the party…
Luigi: We made it, and with time to spare! You asshole you owe me five bucks.
Mario: Aw, shit.
They went inside and found a HUGE surprise…
All: SURPRISE!
Mario & Luigi: We're… speechless…to…say…any…thing.
Peach: What do you think?
Mario and Luigi faint…
Peach: Oops.
All: What do we do now? Have sx with each other?
Well, let's cut to the chase, because this is way too wrong for you, if you don't know, then try saying a Goomba getting jiggy with a Bom-omb, then you'll understand why…
Mario: So, how's it like meeting me again…?
Then, all of a sudden, an unexpected guest comes, he had an awkward shape.
: I have come to destroy this party, HAHAHAHAHA! Oh yeah did anyone by chance find a friggin Xbox 360, PS3, or a Nintendo Revolution?
Mario: What are you, a nerd, you jackass? Ha! If you think about getting your goons to jump me, I can see enemy stats with this! The Special Goggles!
: You're a fool to think you can fight me, I'll just send out my minions.
Three different types of Goombas appear.
Mario: Goombas? What a cinch, I can beat them!
: Oh, really?
He takes away all of his upgrades and scatters them around the land.
Mario: Oh, no! Now I only have my regular Boots and Hammer!
: Now, since that's taken care of, ATTACK!
Cue Battle Music
Mario: This is bad.
Goombas: Eh, stop whining, you wuss!
Mario: No one calls me a wuss!
Can't flee this fight!
Mario: HP: 10, FP 5, ATK 1, DEF 0,
Mario chooses to Defend.
Goomba uses Headbonk, Damage: 0,
Paragoomba uses Air Kick, Damage: 0,
Spiky Goomba uses Headbonk, Damage: 1,
Mario, HP 9, FP 5, ATK 1, DEF 0,
Mario's Special Goggles allows him to see all enemy stats.
Goomba: HP 2, ATK 1, DEF 0,
Paragoomba: HP 2, ATK 1, DEF 0,
Spiky Goomba: HP 2, ATK 2, DEF 0,
Mario chooses to Jump on the Goomba, Damage: 2, Goomba is gone.
Paragoomba attacks, Damage: 1,
Spiky Goomba attacks, Damage: 2,
Mario, HP 6, FP 5, ATK 1, DEF 0,
Mario chooses to Jump on the Paragoomba, Damage: 2, Paragoomba is gone.
Spiky Goomba attacks, Damage: 2,
Mario: HP 4 Danger, FP 5, ATK 1, DEF 0,
Mario chooses to Jump on the Spiky Goomba, Damage: 0, Mario takes 1 HP damage.
Spiky Goomba attacks, Damage: 2,
Mario: HP 1 PERIL, FP 5, ATK 1, DEF 0,
Mario chooses to Hammer the Spiky Goomba, Damage: 2, Spiky Goomba is gone.
Mario earns 10 Star Points!
Total: 10
End of Battle!
Mario wins the battle!
Mario: Ow, how'd they get so tough?
Luigi: Mario, are you okay?
Peach: You really had us worried.
Mario: Yeah, I'm okay.
: This was a failure, see you later!
You will have to find all eight sacred keys to my palace.
Mario: (weakly) No! He's getting away!
Luigi: Let it go Mario, We'll get him!
Peach: I think we all know what to do, we must all help Mario on his, and from this day forth, this'll be known as The Greatest Adventure Ever!
All: YEAH! BOOYAH! ALLRIGHT! WOOHOO!
The Title Screen
PAPER MARIO: THE GREATEST ADVENTURE EVER!
An error has occurred, turn OFF the power and check the Nintendo Gamecube booklet for further instructions.
Author's Note: Whenever you see that error message it means that it's the end of this chapter and that I need to get my GameCube fixed, I've had this thing since when it first came out, for real. Anyway, Chapter 2 is right up next!