Crystal: YES! Hahahaha. The day has finally come, I finally get to write my story.

dragonia: What have I done? I never should have agreed to this.

Crystal: Yea but you did. Hahahaha……

dragonia: Well like she said this is Crystals story so I guess she can take over from here.

Crystal: Thank you dragonia. Not!

dragonia: ……………damm cat.

Crystal: On with the story. Now my story takes place during the party. If you forgot this is the list of whos at the party, Zelda, Link, Sheik, Zidane, Eiko, Garnet, Vivi, Yuna, Tidus, Lulu, Mew, Mewtwo, Ninetails, Jolteon, Ruby, Penny, dragonia, and the beautiful and lovely…

All: Yea Right……

Crystal: * Glares* Anyways I'm also there. Oh and gannondorfs still in the closet, if anyone even cares. This all happens before the total chaos chapter. So enjoy and you better Review!

Disclaimer: I own everything because I am the ruler of the world.

dragonia: Crystal!

Crystal: Fine. I own Penny, Ruby, dragonia and myself. Happy.

dragonia: That's better.

Ch. 1 Cat attack

Tidus- I said sorry.

Lulu- Come back here! * as usual casting thunder*

Crystal- Now this is funny.

dragonia- Crystal.

Crystal- What!?

dragonia- Get outside and stop Mew and Mewtwo from fighting.

Crystal- Why should I?

dragonia- Because its your fault that happened. Now Go!

Crystal- * Mumbles to herself*

Outside

Mew and Mewtwo- * Fighting*

Crystal- Are you two going to stop?

Mew and Mewtwo- No!

Crystal- Ok. Well I tried.

Back inside

Tidus- * Throwing Blitzball back and forth with Zidane*

Crystal- Hehehe this could be fun. * sneeks over behind Tidus*

Tidus- * Gets ready to throw ball*

Crystal- * Scratches the back of his leg.*

Tidus- OWWWW! * Throws Blitzball*

Lulu- * Gets hit* OW! Tidus!

Tidus- Uh Oh, Sorry Lulu.

Crystal: Yea you remember what happened next right. Well now you know how it happened. Hehehe.

dragonia- Crystal!

Crystal- Now what!?

dragonia- Did you do that?

Crystal- Now why would I do that?

dragonia- * Glares at Crystal* Do you really want to be punished?

Crystal- You cant punish me.

dragonia- Wanna bet. I'm the Author remember.

Crystal- Not this time. I'm the Author of this story.

dragonia- ……………oh crap.

Crystal- Now what did you always say about Authors. That's right, they can do what ever they want in their stories.

dragonia-…………….

Crystal- HAHAHAHAHAHA * grows 50 feet tall*

All- …………… that's bad.

Crystal- Now the real party starts. * starts stomping on people*

Zidane- x_x

Tidus- x_x

Eiko- x_x

Jolteon- x_x

Zelda- x_x

Ninetails- Ha Jolteon Now I wi…. x_x

Crystal- Man this is fun.

dragonia- Uh Crystal.

Ruby- Yikes.

Penny- Mommy.

Crystal- Oh don't worry I wont stomp on you guys.

Ruby, Penny, and dragonia- …….thanks…..

Crystal- Yea, you guys are special. I'm going to eat you instead.

Ruby, Penny, and dragonia- ……..uh.

Ruby- x_x

Penny- x_x

dragonia- x_x

Crystal- Hahahahaha. Now whos left.

Everyone left- Gulp…

Crystal- * Chases everyone down and eats them.*

All- x_x

Crystal- Now that was what I call a party. Now what else can I do.

1 hour later

Crystal- 3……2……1……0! * Earth blows up* Hehehe

Crystal: A master piece. Now that was a great story.

Penny, Ruby, and dragonia: * Glares at Crystal*

Crystal: What?

Penny: You are pure evil.

Ruby: You ate your own friends.

dragonia: * With fire in eyes* YOU KILLED LINK!

Crystal: I see no problem with any of that.

dragonia: Just finish your story. * Unsheathes a Sword*

Crystal: Uhhh…….Well that's it hope you enjoyed my story. Later. * Runs off* AND PLEASE REVIEW!

dragonia: * runs after Crystal* Come back here you Link Killer!

Ruby: Something tells me you might not hear from Crystal again.

Penny: Later. Oh and review.