Disclaimer: I do not own Romeo and Juliet. Neither do I own Naruto, but I do own the idea for this fic. That is all.
Well, what else is a girl supposed to do when she's sick besides homework, and drinking some kind of yellow tea? Yea, I'm bored, so I decided to write this. Also, I'm still working on procrastinating updating my other stories, so here you go. This story isn't supposed to be taken 100 percent seriously. It's just a humor fic that follows the storyline of one of Shakespeare's greatest play. Even I burst out laughing in my classes when I write this, so if it's funny for me, it should be funny for you. The characters will sometimes be OOC, but that's where the humor comes in. But I amtrying to write this to the best of my ability.I also must take this moment to thank my friend, Saundra, because without her, you might have a few characters in here from Naruto that are scary to think about when you think about what parts they would've gotten. -Shudder-
The Montague family-
Lord Montague: Gai
Lady Montague: Kurenai
Romeo: Rock Lee
Friends of the Montagues-
Benvolio: Hinata
Mercutio: Haku
Servants of the Montagues-
Balthasar: Neji
Abraham: Gaara
The Capulet family-
Lord Capulet: Kakashi
Lady Capulet: Tsunade
Juliet: Sakura
Tybalt: Sasuke
Servants of the Capulets-
Nurse: Ino
Peter: Shikamaru
Sampson: Kiba
Gregory: Shino
Others-
Friar Lawrence: Asuma
Friar John: Iruka
Apothecary: Zabuza
Paris: Naruto
The Prince: Sarutobi Hokage
Rosaline: Tenten
I laugh at some of the parts I assigned, but I tried to match up the different characters to their closest matches, so here's the result. I may have forgotten a few here and there, but that's the list for now. And so, with that done, here's the prologue, rewritten by mefor some parts.
Enjoy.
Two clans, both alike in dignity
In fair Konoha, where we lay our scene
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-crossed lovers take their life;
Whose misadventured piteous overthrows
Doth with their death bury their parent's strife.
The fearful passage of their death-marked love
And the continuance of their parent's rage,
Which, but their children's end, naught could remove,
Is now the ten chapter's traffic of our page;
The which, if you shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.
For those of you who don't know,a note for tomorrow, Saturday, April 15: There will be 4 all new episodes of Naruto on Cartoon Network starting at 7 pm central time. You do the math.
Hope you all enjoy the rest of this and stay with me till the end! You won't get another chapter until I get at least 4 reviews, so...Review!