chaptr 1
ash is a pokmon
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PRE-STORY COMMERCIAL
Do you like chocolate? Come to the chocolate store! We have all the chocolates! All you'll ever need or want! I mean it! ALL OF THEM! SO COME RIGHT NOW or I will find you and drag you there myself ^-^
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"HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP" ash ketchup yelled "MOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMy"
his mom looked down and said "Ohai pikachu :)"
becuse GUESS WAT
ASH WAS A POKMON
OH NOES
"mom im not pikachu im ash" said ash "your son. remmemeber?"
except his mom just herd "pikapikapikapikapikapika"
OH NOES
DIS IS BAD
Stay toned to find out wat hapened nest
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COMMERCIAL BREAK
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"hai pikachu ur so cuteeeeeeee" said ashs mom
"ohnoes" said Ash becuse this was VERY VERY BAD
I MEAN IT
SRSLY BAD
BECUSE GUESS WAT ASHS MOM WAS DOING, SHE WAS PINCHNG PIKA-ASHS CHEKS
"koochy-koochy-kooooooooo" ashs mom screeched as she pinchd PIKA-ASHs cheeks "UR SO ADORABLE I KEEP U FOREVER"
and wat about pikachu all ths time, well pikachu was buzy, he was verry buzy eating beries, lots of beries, so pls dont bother him, he really likes his beries.
the end of chaptr 1.
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hi my nam is maud corbliner and i rite fanficton. thats the end of chaptr 1. see u soon for chaptr 2! hehehe