MEAN BEAN
Mr. Bean was a quiet individual, known for his unusual behavior - yet for all his curiosities none would of suspected him to be capable of the brutality we witnessed that fateful night..
It began on Friday with Mr. Bean entering a local police station, his familiar suit covered in blood and fecal matter as he gave the stunned officers his trademark smile and uttered a single muffled word: "Bean".
After putting Mr. Bean in a cell the officers performed a raid on his apartment and found a sight that could only be described as Hell on Earth.
The walls were splattered with blood, as was the bed and a good portion of the surrounding apartment - the bedsheets had been torn apart as if mauled by a wild animal.
A broken lamp lay on the ground and laying next to this lamp was the tattered form of Teddy.
Teddy was Mr. Bean's beloved stuffed bear, who he had treated as a human for a long time - many had questioned this behavior but put it down to Bean's eccentric mind.
Looking at the tattered remains of Teddy the officers were soon faced with the shocking enormity of what had happened in that apartment.
Teddy's fur was caked in blood, vomit and feces while a gaping hole was found in his anal cavity - the hole dripping with semen.
The officers proceeded to question Mr. Bean later that night but could get no answer from him, only a few mumbles and smirks.
At one point one of the officers asked Mr. Bean what he did to Teddy - this was when a change occurred in Mr. Bean.
At once he dove at the officer with rage in his eyes, as if ready to strike - the other officers quickly restraining him as he spat and hissed, his eyes rolling back as a cold sweat dripped down his brow.
So it was for several weeks Mr. Bean stayed in custody until a trail was arranged.
The jury at once found Bean guilty of rape, torture and murder - the judge sentencing him to life in prison.
Mr. Bean showed no emotion as he was led out of the court room - only stopping once to utter a single word to a nearby member of the court:
"Bean".
Quickly dragging Mr. Bean away the officers thought no more on the incident.
Then a series of brutal stuffed bear rapes occurred, with Mr. Bean in prison officers were at a loss as to what could of happened.
That was until one night a warden went to check on the infamous Mr. Bean only to find his cell empty, the word "BEAN" painted on the wall in fecal matter.
So if you should encounter Mr. Bean in your travels, do not approach.. contact your local police and keep your teddies safe..