'Sausages alone, will save the clan…' was what the prophecy really said. And also, this sausage is crazy.
Rusty could almost taste the mouse. Sausage with a mouse stuffing! What could be a more delectible treat for any fat old housecat! Of course, Rusty wasn't any ordinary housecat. He, was part sausage! He lunged a lunge too graceful for a average housecat to have done, and fell flat on his face due to the fact that he was a sausage. He didn't have 4 legs… and more the less, couldn't jump.
Tinkle, Crumble, Clink! Rusty woke up from his dream to the sound of delicious food rattling into his bowl. And also, to the pain of squishing his nose in his dream.
"Yuuummmmmmmmmmm!" Rusty stretched and dragged his food to his bed, with his front and only paws, that stuck out from his sausage body. He also had a ginger cat head, the same firery orange color as his paws.
The air outside was cool and crispy, so Rusty wiggled and squirmed outside. It was a long process. Rusty looked at the clock, before letting out a horrifying screech.
"8 MINUTES! 8 MINUTES THAT'S A NEW RECORD! I'VE MOVED 4 FEET PER MINUTE!" Rusty cried out so loudly the neighboring houses lights turned on, and his owner slammed the door to his room. It's nice how nobody cares how I scream in the middle of the night when they are sleeping! They totally don't mind! Rusty thought with a smile.
"Great cutters, I thought they finally cooked you, Rusty! I would have minded that much, but thank goodness I wasn't asleep." Groaned Smudge, the cat next door. He was Rusty's only friend. This was because everyone else wanted to eat him.
"Smudge aren't you proud of me!" Rusty basked in glory. Smudge narrowed his eyes. Rusty wasn't the most easy cat in the world to be nice too.
"No, Rusty. I am NOT proud of you! You woke up my housefolks and their little housefolk. He never sleeps peacefully!" Rusty opened his mouth to object, but Smudge cut him off. "My house folks are this close to moving." Smudge flopped down on the fence.
"Then help me over the fence." Rusty said 'majestically'.
"Why?"
"Because then I will explore, meet some dangerous wild cats and they will accept me into their clan! Then they will crown me leader, respect me, and everything will be perfect!"
"That would take a miracle."
" Why thank you, Smudge! You are obvously sarcastic! It would be easy! Because Im a likable person, am I right, or am I right!"
"Fine." Smudge jumped into Rusty's yard and lifted him over the fence. "Bhht dnt ehxphhct ee to be pther to help yer bhack uhp." Smudge said through a mouthful of fur.
"I knew I could trust you Smudge!" Rusty the sausage said, as he began his slow 'walk' into the woods….
So how do you people like it? I'm probably only going to do Into the Wild because I don't have enough time to update this story every week, and I have never made a story on this before.