Little Bidoof

by clubbingwithpikachu

Remember that first time you saw a Bidoof? What did you do? For many poor Bidoofs, they are mocked and/or used as nothing more than HM slaves. Well, one Bidoof shares his story and goes through some painful changes. Dedicated to my first Bidoof, Clyde. He evolved into a handsome Bibarel and fought very valiantly and saved me against the Elite Four and the Champion. Love Bidoof.

Little Bidoof

I am Bidoof.
Nice to meet you.
I'm sure we'll be best friends.

A trainer I've yet to find,
I lie in wait at Route 201.
Please come catch me.

No one wants me. I'm very sad.
But one day
A trainer will make me glad.

I am so plump
And cute
How can you resist me?

Why do you avoid me?
Why do you hate me?

A trainer comes this way!
She has captured me
And I am glad!

I sleep in my Pokeball,
All snug and warm.
I hear sounds coming from outside.

I think I'm in
A Pokemon Center
But I feel fine.
What will master do with me?

I hear a ring.
A computer has opened up?
I feel myself being shifted out
Out of her touch.
What's going on?
Master, what's going on?

I arrived in a lab.
This man says he'll help me.
I want my master! I don't want this creeper!
Save me, master!

She's not coming back.
I can feel it
In my fur.
She left me.
She hates me.
Why did I trust her?

I take back everything I've said!
She came and picked me up
A few days later from the lab.
Master must love me
After all!

She teaches me a new move!
Rock Smash!
I'm so proud of myself
And she must be too.
I took that rock out
Like a pro.
Master heals me up afterwards.

Master left me again.
I was just an HM slave.
She doesn't really want me.
She just used innocent,
Sweet,
Loving,
Kind,
Friendly,
Trusting,
Helpful,
Foolish,
Gullible,
Bidoof.

I am useless.
I am nothing.
No one wants me.
Master released me today.
I'm now completely useless.
But I can be a good Pokemon if
You give me a chance!
Really!
I can fight
And give you all the love and support
In the world.

So...

Why?

Why can't we be friends?