"You there!" He yelled. "Who the hell are you!"

The girl smiled like a high person and then saluted the wrong way.

"Crack kid, from Shiganshina, cir!"

He blinked once, then twice. "Are you fucking with me? Cadet!?"

She bobbled her head and then... "YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

Attack on Crack

Chapter One

one by one

Ehh hehe... I forgot to mention... I'm from the future and the gods sent me to mess with the titans. Just kidding, I'm from the real world because life sucks there. It's boring. When a car hit me in my other world, god let me have one last wish before I passed on. He's was probably expecting this, 'lord please protect my family from the same fate as me...' actually he got this... 'I WANT TO GO INTO ATTACK ON TITAN AND FIGHT DE TITANNNS!' I said it like Eren when he screamed it after his mother's death.

I'm now running laps because of what I did earlier and every time I pass Sasha... here she is now! Potato girl was running like this was nothing. She was from a clan of hunters though. I jog next to her, "Run, bitch RRRUUUUUUUUUNNNN!"

I scream that every time I pass her.

She probably thinks I'm on drugs. Do they have drugs in this time?

The commander said to run until we collapse. I'm just going to pretend to die for 15 minutes and call it good. He never said we had to actually collapse though... I 'accidentally' trip of my feet and face plant into the ground. If it's pretending to get injured I'm the best at it. I used this tacit in gym most day. Who want to do gym when you can sleep in the nurses office?

I scream for help, but nobody comes so I crawl over to the building where everyone was having dinner. The commander said Sasha couldn't have dinner, but I never ate a potato so I get it. Sucks to suck. I earn gazes from other who were just starting to eat. My eyes search for friends. I forgot, I have none. Then I shall make some~

I grab a plate and sit my ass down next to this bald kid. His hair is really short. "Hiya," I start. "Y-your crack kid!" He yells.

Everyone's eyes come to us. I deadpan. Is this going to happen every time I talk to someone? Connie points a finger in my face reluctantly and says, "Your brave."

I blink a couple times. Me? Brace? I burst out laughing pointing at him like an idiot. "Your funny." Then I start to dig into my food crazier than Sasha ever would. All there was to eat was bread and very little soup. Ever since the fall of Wall Maria, the crops rates were low. I learned that from the manga!

I think if there was an anime school I would ace it! Keeping up with studies in my school is harder than ever, especially math. MATH- Mental abuse to humans. At least that how I think of it. My eyes wonder to the right, uh-oh!

"Listen to yourself, you think your smart, eh?"

"Shut it, stupid!"

"Fucking horse face!"

I sat in my spot laughing at the many thoughts of Jean marrying horses. Then I started mimicking their conversation with my hands. People probably labeled me as the freak by now.

"Oh my bad, I tend to speak my mind sometimes..." Jean trailed off. "Never meant to upset you."

WHAT? WHAT-THE-FUCK! Jean apologized! Oh my lord... This must be the day where Jesus must be walking on water cause there is no day where Jean and Eren never apologize.

"Sure let's forget about it and be friends." they both highfived each other and Jean watched Eren leave the place. This was not happening. Mikasa started walking past Jean. This is the moment where he turns into a love stuck girl. I need popcorn.

"H-hey you..." She stopped to look at him. "I never see anyone like you a-and your hair is beautiful."

Was he always this bad at flirting? Sorry Jean, I'm a Eren x Mikasa shipper so... you two ain't gonna happen on my watch.

"Thanks."

She walked out of the place and I followed behind her like a ninja. Then I saw Jean watching Mikasa catch up to Eren. They two childhood friends looked at each other and Eren touched the tips of her hair. "... Ain't your hair a bit long. You should cut it."

Inside Mikasa is like. Anything for you my sweet Eren~

I'm like, dammit just kiss her. I've waited how many chapters and episode for this! Now I have a chance to witness it in real life!

Mikasa played with her hair. "Yeah, I'll cut it."

I looked behind myself... Jean was slapping Connie's back whipping off his 'trust' towards Eren.

Suddenly I scream, "REJECTED!"

I gain a glare from him. Mikasa turns around and faces me. Ekk she's gonna kill me! Eren looked stunned.

"Who the hell are you?" Eren asked.

"Crack kid..." Mikasa said.

I give her thumbs up. "Yeah, well. Now I'm a sexy ass ninja and must go back to my village Naruto style..." I ran away into the most randomest spot with my arm flaying behind my back. I just returned to my dorm ready to go to bed. Long day. First running, second dinner, and running like Naruto. Not something I get to do everyday.

I flop into bed closing my eyes...