This has got to stop, Kirk thought. The reason for this particular thought was over by bones and the science equipment. Spock was silently working at his station directly next to bones which, surprisingly, wasn't causing any issues...yet. Throughout the week Spock had been periodically going to each crewmember, standing next to them, silently watching their work until the silence was broken by Spock calmly saying "You wanna some drugs." Of course this had caused many different reactions, some of which resulted in Spock needing to go to sickbay.
Jim didn't know what it was that Spock was doing, whether it was another one of his weird social experiments on the humans or if something was just wrong with him. Whatever the reason it needed to end.
Suddenly from the science station he heard a silent "You wanna some drugs" followed by a loud shout from bones and Spock running from the science labs, bones following close behind. It's amusing, jim thought, but it's really getting on the crew's nerves. Jim decided that when his shift was over he would go back to his quarters and consider how to stop this.
Later in Jim's quarters he was sitting in his bed with a padd trying to figure out how he was going to get Spock to stop, then there was a chime at his door.
"Enter" called Jim.
Spock came in with something in his hands and Jim immediately got up of the bed and walked over to him.
"Spock I need to ta-"
"Jim" Spock interrupted.
Then Jim looked at Spock and noticed something was a bit off. He was smiling, since when did Spock of all people smile?
The Jim heard the words that had started this all in the first place "You wanna some drugs"
Jim then noticed what Spock had in his hands, Space weed, of course.
"What the hell" Jim said, grabbing the bag from Spock and guiding them to the bed.
"Spooakkk" Jim slurred. "Spoak I need-hick- need to tell you something."
Spock looked over to Jim from where they lay on the bed sprawled over top of each other.
"I lurve SPock okay, but...but you can't tell him"
"Tell who Jim"
"Spock obviously"
"Yes, very logical, no telling spock yes"
Both nodded before falling asleep on top of each other.
Done! I hope you enjoyed! Thanks once again to my friend Matteo who helped me come up with this madness.