How Doughnut Sheriff And Chief Clarence Wiggum Are The Same And Different

We love our doughnuts

All shapes colors and flavors

And we may even look like one

All out of proportion what a tasty edition

But unlike us since we don't get enough exercise

But sadly it's all the same you see

It doesn't matter who we are because we're so incompetent

That we don't know when an actual crime is happening in front of us

Much to the townsfolk in both Springfield and Elmore dismay