ONE DINGO AT A TIME
(Takes place before Breaking Dawn)
One beautiful day in Forks, Washington, Bella and Edward decided to go on a small camping trip, just the two of them. They pitched the monstrous-sized tent and left for a hike. Bella had been hinting to Edward all weekend, as she usually does, about her usual desires (turning her, 'sleeping' together..). Edward refused as usual, put his hand over her mouth, and ran deep into the forest, leaving Bella standing alone. In less than a second, he was back with three raccoons in his hands. With the first one, he tied it to a rope and they played with it like it was a Piñata. Next up was the second one. They pinned it to a tree and played "Pin the Tail on the Donkey'. Last, but not least, they tied it on a cord and took their motorboat for a ride, the raccoon trailing 20 feet behind. Were they done? NO WAY. Next on the list of fun games to play with forest animals, they gathered about 100 squirrels from inside the forest (using a hypnotizing flute they had stolen from the Vulturi), and had them all hum Brittany Spears songs for the rest of the weekend. Bella was fed up with all the fun: 'OH WOULD YOU JUST PREGGO MY EGGO ALREADY?!'.