Shadow: Hey peoples! Shadow and Selena here and we're bored! So don't be surprised if insane stuff starts to happen!
Selena: Shadow, insane stuff ALWAYS happens to us.
Shadow: MY HAND ITCHES! * Starts biting hand* nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.
Selena: So you bite it!?
Shadow: * Still biting hand* Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom
Selena: That's probably not helping.
Shadow: Shut up it does!
Slenderman: * appears * Hey guys!
Selena: Hey Slenderman!
Shadow: Get out of my house.
Slenderman: I heard you were having a party. Can I join the party?
Selena: Wait, who told you about the party!?
Slenderman: Keef posted it on Facebook.
Shadow: Of course everyone's #1 stalker!
Slenderman: And there's a portal in your roof that leads to your house.
Selena: That makes perfect sense! Not.
Zim: * Run's down stairs* GO AWAY DIB-HUMAN-HAIR-CREATURE
Dib: Not until your on a lab table being dissected! It will be neat!
Gir: MONKIES!
Shadow: Get out of my house!
Smile dog: Spread the word, spread the word, spread the word * Repeats about 100 times*
Shadow: SHUT THE { BEEP} UP I WILL NOT SPREAD THE GOD FORSAKEN WORD!
Smile dog: * Whimpers*
Selena: Awww Shadow, * Cuddles Smile dog* don't yell at Smile dog . How could you yell at this face?
Smile dog: * Smiles*
Shadow: * Creeped out*
Gir: CHEESEY NACHOS!
Ginyu force: * appears*
Jayce: So this is where that portal lead us to. Looks a little odd If you ask me mates.
Recoome: Recoome agrees.
Burter: * sees Zim run past him* Hey that little green guy is fast! And that's coming from the fastest guy in the universe!
Jayce: That's not very relevant mate.
Shadow: Great! Now the Ginyu force is here who else found the portal?! I swear to god if Nappa and Vegeta found that portal I will…
Vegeta and Nappa: *appear*
Nappa: Hey!
Shadow: * Bangs head repeatedly on key board*
Nappa: Hey Vegeta look a pokeamon!* points to Zim*
Zim: Zim is no poke-e-mon! Zim is Zim!
Nappa: Look Vegeta, it's a Zim! I'm gonna catch it. * Throws poke ball*
Zim: * Gets hit with poke ball* OWWW! MY BEAUTIFUL IRKEN HEAD OF PERFECT!
Shadow: Idiots….
Kiba and Mokaba: * appear*
Mokaba: Seto! That portal lead us to another dimension!
Kiba: Shut up Mokaba.
Shadow: Oh come on! I swear if anyone else shows up…
Mane 6, Cheese, Pinkamina Diane Pie, Frieza, Crona, Cooler and Zarbon * Appear*
Shadow: O.k. now this is just { beeping} ridiculous.
Zarbon: Aren't you a little young to be using that language?
Shadow: Aren't you a little old to be playing dress up?
Zarbon: You little { beep}!
Vegeta: Wow Zarbon you just got owned by a 16-year-old girl!
Shadow: Actually, I'm a Serekin.
Everyone: …..
Shadow: I'm a mutant hybrid that's part irken, siren, Slender man, demon, saiyan, vampire, succubus, witch and bat.
Frieza: So you're a saiyan! Well looks like I'll have to kill you then.
Shadow: My power level is over 9 million and I'm half immortal . * kills Frieza with a ki ball* That was for killing off the saiyans b&tch
Cooler: Mary-sue.
Shadow: Mother { beep} * stabs him in the throat with smiley face knife*
Shadow: * turns to Zarbon and kills him with another ki ball*
Pinkamina: Burn!
Vegeta: You sadistic b&tchs.
Shadow: Why, thank you Vegeta.
Vegeta: * Sweat drops*
Guldo: You do realize were surrounded by ponies, right?
Selena: The ponies are my friends! Except for that one!* points to Pinkamina*
Shadow: Screw you! Pinkamina is best pony!
Crona: Y-y-you're a d-d-demon!? I don't know how to deal with demons!
Shadow: Crona, it's O.K I won't hurt you. be happy that you, smile dog, Pinkamina, Mokaba and Selena are on my good side. I wouldn't say the same for the rest of you though. * Glares at everyone else*
Jayce: That's just scary! One minute she's a homicidal maniac next minute the ginger's as cute as a sleeping kitten!
Shadow: * Eye twitches repeatedly*
Selena: Well, Jayce is screwed.
Jayce: Why am I screwed!?
Selena: Shadow really hates it when someone calls her a ginger or cute. You said both of those words so now your pretty much screwed.
Shadow: * Transports behind Jayce*
Jayce Where did she- * head gets chopped off by an axe*
Selena: When can I kill someone?
Shadow: O.K the do me a favor, kill the rest of the Gaynu force and everyone else except Crona, the mane 6, Mokaba, Pinkamina, Gir and Zim
Selena: YAY! * kills rest of the Ginyu force and everyone else*
Shadow: That was quick.
Selena: LIKE A BOSS!
Twilight: This could be a great lesson on friendship!
Selena: How!?
Twilight: I don't know.
Zim: FRIENDSHIP IS FOR FOOLS!
Twilight: { BEEP} YOU! * kills Zim with her unicorn magic*
Shadow: do now see what happens when Selena and I are bored!?
Selena: I like chicken. ^^
Shadow: THE MADNESS! THE MADNESS!