Chapter 1 Oops

It all started when I pranked him. My name is Kitsune or Kit for short. Yes I'm an alchemist and in the military. I like to prank people, especially when I know I will get in trouble. So naturally pranking Roy Mustang was my favorite idea. The day had come to prank Roy in front of everyone.

We were all called out for a 'meeting' or so everyone thought. Reality was I was getting a head start on a week's worth of pranking Roy. Today Roy, Alphonse, Edward, and Armstrong were giving a speech.

My prank was (hopefully) going to work. I hid something special inside the podium. Roy was first. The surprise was to happen soon. He started to introduce everyone who was to give a speech.

He started to stutter. It started. The surprise, his special surprise, was a woman who started to tickle the inside of his legs. Oh yes, I was thinking of having her do something else but instead didn't.

He was starting to look around for the culprit who put her there. When his eyes scanned over me I wanted to scream, his cold eyes held nothing but hatred for the culprit (me). OH NO, I thought wanting to run, wanting to get out of here.

His stony eyes paused on me. He knew I was the culprit. God help me now, my mind swirled. I felt like I was going to faint. Had I not been next to Jean I would have had a lot more trouble.

After the 'meeting' I was called into Roy's office, all my trouble started then.

"Miss Kitsune Hana do you understand that you are in serious trouble." Roy started.

"Yes Colonel Mustang." I whispered

"And you understand that I will make you work 1,000 times harder." He exclaimed making every word clipped in such a way that it urks me.

"Yes Colonel Mustang." I repeated through my teeth. Yes he was getting to me.

"And you understand you can't hide this time." Colonel Roy Mustang (ugh) emphasized this jut to get his piont across.

"Yes Colonel Mustang." I (once again) repeated this time with a different tone. Not bad different either.

"Now Miss Kitsune Hana. You must understand to not prank ever again." He suck into his chair.

I jumped out of the chair I was just in, "Surely you must be kidding Sir."

"No Miss Hana you are no longer permitted to prank." He stared to sift through papers on his desk.

Thanks for reading. Hiding under podium from police academy. I do not own anything