LITTLE LOSERS
BY LilynJamesAAF
Hermione,
oh hermione,
i hate you my dear,
you hair is like a bunch of feathers,
FLUFFY AND BTW YOU ARE QUEER,
you suck up to all of the teachers,
and study too much,
have you ever thought of using a brush?
but then again,
i suppose you dont know,
how much you mean to me,
my fair,
fair,
lady,
my love will soon show,
and then we will give it a go.
Harry,
oh harry,
your scar is like your face,
rigid and yellow,
sorry hun,
that won't get you any place.
but maybe im wrong,
i just dont know,
you are friends with hermione,
how do you do it,
i just dont know,
should i look like you,
or no wait no,
maybe its because of your stupid
fame,
ugh it hate you because of it,
you should be on the wall of shame!,
so what you killed some stupid wizard,
your really just lame!
Ron Weasly,
oh weasly,
i dont like your hair,
and sometimes i catch myself in a stare,
it is just so ugly,
i cant help myself,
shave it or sumtin,
it would do you good,
maybe even get you and your family some
wealth!!
ok maybe that was a little to harsh,
but sometimes you really do wanna make
me barf,
but i guess id like you,
if you werent friends with little harry
himself!
Hagrid,
oh hagrid,
your face is as hairy,
as your chest,
its really disgusting,
and a real mess,
whenever i see you,
i feel so bad,
wat were you thinking,
have you gone mad!,
you have got to fix yourself up,
is what i think whenever i see you,
maybe you should shrink,
because you really are just a bit to tall,
its better being small!(A/N haha im short
SMALL=good)
LOVE,
DARling drAcO
ok yeh im done, this was my first *poem*
so let me know what you think about it..it was just for fun so tell me
the honest truth, i wont care..lol