It was a perfectly normal day in the high-tech powered city of Kanata , Ontario . The sun was shining , the birds were uh... cheeping , and I had just fallen out of bed. Good job . I struggled to look around my room . My chocolate brown eyes focused on the laminate that hurts when you fall on it , endtable with phone , CD player , squashy bed , mirror closet doors and the nice big glass French........ "HOLY SHINTE!!! "
"Oh my god , ohmygod, ohmygod . There is a BOY in my room. What happened last night? I'm only 14 ! I'm too young to get pregnant! Ohmygod , my parents will tear me limb from limb and feed me to the neighbour's dogs," I worried.
"Please no. I am having a bad dream and I will wake up in 5 seconds , since I just realized I am in a dream . 5 , 4, 3, 2, 1 . I'm awake . There is no boy in my room . It was a bad dream. Oh god , I'm still on the floor opposite a boy with.... hairy feet and very strange pants. In fact all of him is starting to creep me out. OK. Think reasonably. I have been drugged and kidnapped or something . Or date raped. I'm too young to get pregnant! My life is over! "
The rather well....short boy with well... hairy feet peered down at me , then looked questioningly at his best friend who by the way was standing in the hall.
"Merry? What's wrong with her ? "
"For YOUR information big foot boy , there is something wrong with YOU. You are the one standing in a girl's bedroom at 7 A.M.
I don't even know you , " I ranted. " This is not an ideal day to wake up with a boy in my bleeding room. I have to go to school. I have to finish my homework cause it's due today. If Merry and Pippin dropped out of the sky from LOTR which will never happen , I couldn't be happier . But YOU ! You.....you....MIDGET , " I screeched as I shoved Pippin from my room.
" Merry she's scaring me. How does she know our names ? "
"I dunno Pip. All I know right now is that I think she is hostile and we should probably leave , " the older one commented.
" Listen here you rapists ! You have made a elabourate plan to make me believe you are Merry and Pippin so you can kidnap me . That's it ! See Kate, a perfectly scientific reason why two short , curly haired , furry footed guys are in your room at 7 in the morning of a school day." And with that it hit me. Even in these scientific days , this was ironic.
Before I fainted , I managed to say : " I ...love ....you...guys..."
"Oh my god , ohmygod, ohmygod . There is a BOY in my room. What happened last night? I'm only 14 ! I'm too young to get pregnant! Ohmygod , my parents will tear me limb from limb and feed me to the neighbour's dogs," I worried.
"Please no. I am having a bad dream and I will wake up in 5 seconds , since I just realized I am in a dream . 5 , 4, 3, 2, 1 . I'm awake . There is no boy in my room . It was a bad dream. Oh god , I'm still on the floor opposite a boy with.... hairy feet and very strange pants. In fact all of him is starting to creep me out. OK. Think reasonably. I have been drugged and kidnapped or something . Or date raped. I'm too young to get pregnant! My life is over! "
The rather well....short boy with well... hairy feet peered down at me , then looked questioningly at his best friend who by the way was standing in the hall.
"Merry? What's wrong with her ? "
"For YOUR information big foot boy , there is something wrong with YOU. You are the one standing in a girl's bedroom at 7 A.M.
I don't even know you , " I ranted. " This is not an ideal day to wake up with a boy in my bleeding room. I have to go to school. I have to finish my homework cause it's due today. If Merry and Pippin dropped out of the sky from LOTR which will never happen , I couldn't be happier . But YOU ! You.....you....MIDGET , " I screeched as I shoved Pippin from my room.
" Merry she's scaring me. How does she know our names ? "
"I dunno Pip. All I know right now is that I think she is hostile and we should probably leave , " the older one commented.
" Listen here you rapists ! You have made a elabourate plan to make me believe you are Merry and Pippin so you can kidnap me . That's it ! See Kate, a perfectly scientific reason why two short , curly haired , furry footed guys are in your room at 7 in the morning of a school day." And with that it hit me. Even in these scientific days , this was ironic.
Before I fainted , I managed to say : " I ...love ....you...guys..."