Vexen the ugly nobody

by slivermoon.nightmare

well I got really bored so I wrote a song fic where I revised the lyrics to ruldoph the red nose reindeer. so now it's Vexen the ugly nobody.

Disclaimer: I do not own Rudolph, or his theme song. Nor do I own the Kingdom hearts characters. Please enjoy.

Xuma- I laugh every time I read this.

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This is to the music Rudolph the red nose reindeer. I was really bored.

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You know Xemnas and Xigbar and Xaldin and Lexause

Zexion and Saix and Axel and Demyx

(Extra line of the beginning music, there are a lot more members than reindeer)

Luxord and Marluxia and Larxene and Roxas,

But do you recall the first dead nobody of all?

Bum, Bum, Bum

Vexen the ugly nobody had a very scary face, (with bulgy eye balls!)

And if you even saw him you'd probably die

All the other nobodies would take turns beating him up

They never let ugly Vexen join in any of their lemons

Then one foggy never day Xemnas came to say,

"Vexen with your bulgy eyes wont you kill yourself tonight?"

Then all the other nobodies shouted out with glee

Vexen the ugly nobody he'll go down in history! (if you know what I mean) *moves finger across neck*