Welcome to Rebirth of the Deity! You might notice that this is a little familiar...
Luna-Blu: YOU ALL! I'M BACK!!!
Readers: GODDAMMIT!
Luna-Blu: What was that?
Readers: Nothing
Makoto: I don't think they like you...
Asako: Screw you, readers!
Luna-Blu: YEAH! UP YOURS!
Guru-Guru: Don't say that! They're the ones who give us reviews!
Tobu-Ken: Yeah Blu, that's not nice!
Luna-Blu: Shove it, sword boy. Any who, WE HAVE ANOTHER STORY!
Guru-Guru: I'd like to apologize to everyone who voted the other way, except Blu, who wanted to change her vote but I wouldn't let her!
Luna-Blu: Hey, I got a co-writer job out of it! I'm not complaining!
Guru-Guru: So, shall we get on with it?
Luna-Blu: On with what?
Guru-Guru: The story, nimrod! What, did you think we were just going to talk to each other and post it on the internet for fun?
Luna-Blu: Umm.....yeah?
All: -_-'
Tobu-Ken: -_-' Someone kill me now...
Guru-Guru: All right, we're using my disclaimer (even though I don't think we need one), 'cause it's my way of rebelling!
Luna-Blu: BUT I WANT TO TALK MORE!!!
Tobu-Ken: NO! THESE PEOPLE WANT TO READ!
Disclaimer: I do not own the Legend of Zelda series or anything that relates to it, other than the plot, the original characters, and the personalities of the non-original characters of this fanfic and the copies of the games and player's guides I have purchased.
Guru-Guru: Okay, here it is!
Luna-Blu: here 'WHAT' is?
Guru-Guru: I'm not even going to dignify that with an answer...
Rebirth of the Deity
Chapter 1
Day Six: 6:15 PM
Kimiko's POV
Outside the Spirit Temple (Sacred Realm)
"D-daddy?" My voice shook as I approached the figure that was once my father. It snarled and backed away, almost afraid. Mother fell backwards in fright as it stumbled back up the stairs. "Dad, is that you?"
"Kimiko, get away from him! Your dad's not himself!" Blu started yelling at the oni as she ran towards me, since I was too dazed to move on my own. "Keep your hands off her, you lunatic bastard!" Something changed right then in my dad's face, and he charged at Blu so fast that none of us could stop it. Before we knew it, he had taken Tobu-Ken right out of her hand and started floating towards the east. He took out the Ocarina of Time and played what I recognized as the Song of Soaring. In seconds, he and Tobu-Ken were gone.
I ran down to Blu, whose face was rather red. To tell you the truth, I didn't know if it was from her head wound or if she was just pissed. She pushed me aside and tore away some cloth off her shirt to slow the small amount of bleeding. "I swear..." she cursed under her breath. Good, just pissed. "BRING ME BACK MY SWORD, DAMMIT!" she yelled in general direction of where Dad had been last. Was that even my dad?
That's when I heard what sounded like screaming. Really high, shrill screaming coming from what looked a wormhole that was left behind after dad left. The screaming got louder as two glowing specks were spit out of the opening and came plummeting down to where Blu and I were standing. "OUCH, DAMMIT!" The small black fairy stood up and bonked the other one on the head. "I TOLD YOU WE SHOULDN'T GO IN THAT THING!"
The other one stood and dusted herself off before returning a blow. "THE GODDESSES TOLD US TO!"
"YOUR POINT?!"
"YOU CAN'T IGNORE THE GODDESSES!"
"WHY NOT?!"
Blu and I exchanged glances. "Um…hello?" The two fighting fairies turned, realizing they had an audience.
"I'm Makoto. This is my sister, Asako. We were asked by the goddesses to come to explain about your father and to accompany you on your journey to save him," said the white fairy.
"But if Nayru's here, then..." but Nayru was nowhere in sight. "I hate it when they do that."
"We have something to show you." Makoto flew back to Asako, and the two flew in a circle until a stone tablet appeared in the center.
"Wow, the goddesses ran out of paper, I see." Blu flashed me one of her grins. I gave her a glare in return. "Hey, I'm just trying to lighten the mood! Jeez."
"Just read the damn thing," the black one complained. "We don't have much time." Blu started to read aloud.
In the land of giants four,
There lived a clan of ancient lore;
The ones who fought with one another
Swords and spears drawn on one's brother.
Dying child and grieving mother,
Left in a crossfire of bloody gore,
Not one knowing what was in store
Knights arose to stop the fighting,
Weak and wounded hopes alighting.
Six uphold the blood-stained masks,
Ready and willing to do one's task.
Not a single question asked
What the village was fighting for.
Not one cared and nothing more.
But soon their leader took a spear
In the heart for another dear.
Two more swords grazed his chest,
Knowing he had done his best.
He hiccupped blood and drew a breath,
And died upon the bloodied floor,
His body broken, his spirit torn.
"Is that it?" she asked when she reached the end. "Ooh, what a help THAT was." Blu tossed the stone to me and headed for the steps.
"NO! THAT'S NOT IT!" Asako zoomed from her sister and over to Blu and bonked her on the head. "THERE ARE MORE TABLETS!"
"OW!" Blu rubbed her head then grabbed the small imp. "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!"
Makoto started speaking while trying to pry her sister out of Blu's grip. "Listen! There was an ancient tribe in Termina, and one of them wrote down part of their history on a large tablet, but in fear, it was broken and hidden! You need to find the rest of the tablet to get your sword back!"
Blu released Asako to trade her with her sister. "You had better not be lying, imp, for Link's AND Tobu-Ken's sake." Makoto quickly shook her head and was freed from Blu's grip. "Lead us there, then."
Luna-Blu: OK, that chapter was FUN!
Tobu-Ken: Oh, yeah, REAL fun...
Luna-Blu: Shuddup, sword boy!
Tobu-Ken: QUIT CALLING ME THAT DAMMIT!
Luna-Blu: OK NOW REVIEW!!!!
Guru-Guru: Hey, don't I get to say anything?
Luna-Blu & Tobu-Ken: NO!
Guru-Guru: Hey, this is my story, even if you're the co-author. Remember that I'm the one who controls what gets posted!
Asako: And you won't like the kinds of things I can make him put in your mouths!
Luna-Blu & Tobu-Ken: Grr...
Luna-Blu: REVIEW!!!
Guru-Guru: Don't forget, she has a flamethrower and I have a blow gun!
Luna-Blu: YOU ALL! I'M BACK!!!
Readers: GODDAMMIT!
Luna-Blu: What was that?
Readers: Nothing
Makoto: I don't think they like you...
Asako: Screw you, readers!
Luna-Blu: YEAH! UP YOURS!
Guru-Guru: Don't say that! They're the ones who give us reviews!
Tobu-Ken: Yeah Blu, that's not nice!
Luna-Blu: Shove it, sword boy. Any who, WE HAVE ANOTHER STORY!
Guru-Guru: I'd like to apologize to everyone who voted the other way, except Blu, who wanted to change her vote but I wouldn't let her!
Luna-Blu: Hey, I got a co-writer job out of it! I'm not complaining!
Guru-Guru: So, shall we get on with it?
Luna-Blu: On with what?
Guru-Guru: The story, nimrod! What, did you think we were just going to talk to each other and post it on the internet for fun?
Luna-Blu: Umm.....yeah?
All: -_-'
Tobu-Ken: -_-' Someone kill me now...
Guru-Guru: All right, we're using my disclaimer (even though I don't think we need one), 'cause it's my way of rebelling!
Luna-Blu: BUT I WANT TO TALK MORE!!!
Tobu-Ken: NO! THESE PEOPLE WANT TO READ!
Disclaimer: I do not own the Legend of Zelda series or anything that relates to it, other than the plot, the original characters, and the personalities of the non-original characters of this fanfic and the copies of the games and player's guides I have purchased.
Guru-Guru: Okay, here it is!
Luna-Blu: here 'WHAT' is?
Guru-Guru: I'm not even going to dignify that with an answer...
Rebirth of the Deity
Chapter 1
Day Six: 6:15 PM
Kimiko's POV
Outside the Spirit Temple (Sacred Realm)
"D-daddy?" My voice shook as I approached the figure that was once my father. It snarled and backed away, almost afraid. Mother fell backwards in fright as it stumbled back up the stairs. "Dad, is that you?"
"Kimiko, get away from him! Your dad's not himself!" Blu started yelling at the oni as she ran towards me, since I was too dazed to move on my own. "Keep your hands off her, you lunatic bastard!" Something changed right then in my dad's face, and he charged at Blu so fast that none of us could stop it. Before we knew it, he had taken Tobu-Ken right out of her hand and started floating towards the east. He took out the Ocarina of Time and played what I recognized as the Song of Soaring. In seconds, he and Tobu-Ken were gone.
I ran down to Blu, whose face was rather red. To tell you the truth, I didn't know if it was from her head wound or if she was just pissed. She pushed me aside and tore away some cloth off her shirt to slow the small amount of bleeding. "I swear..." she cursed under her breath. Good, just pissed. "BRING ME BACK MY SWORD, DAMMIT!" she yelled in general direction of where Dad had been last. Was that even my dad?
That's when I heard what sounded like screaming. Really high, shrill screaming coming from what looked a wormhole that was left behind after dad left. The screaming got louder as two glowing specks were spit out of the opening and came plummeting down to where Blu and I were standing. "OUCH, DAMMIT!" The small black fairy stood up and bonked the other one on the head. "I TOLD YOU WE SHOULDN'T GO IN THAT THING!"
The other one stood and dusted herself off before returning a blow. "THE GODDESSES TOLD US TO!"
"YOUR POINT?!"
"YOU CAN'T IGNORE THE GODDESSES!"
"WHY NOT?!"
Blu and I exchanged glances. "Um…hello?" The two fighting fairies turned, realizing they had an audience.
"I'm Makoto. This is my sister, Asako. We were asked by the goddesses to come to explain about your father and to accompany you on your journey to save him," said the white fairy.
"But if Nayru's here, then..." but Nayru was nowhere in sight. "I hate it when they do that."
"We have something to show you." Makoto flew back to Asako, and the two flew in a circle until a stone tablet appeared in the center.
"Wow, the goddesses ran out of paper, I see." Blu flashed me one of her grins. I gave her a glare in return. "Hey, I'm just trying to lighten the mood! Jeez."
"Just read the damn thing," the black one complained. "We don't have much time." Blu started to read aloud.
In the land of giants four,
There lived a clan of ancient lore;
The ones who fought with one another
Swords and spears drawn on one's brother.
Dying child and grieving mother,
Left in a crossfire of bloody gore,
Not one knowing what was in store
Knights arose to stop the fighting,
Weak and wounded hopes alighting.
Six uphold the blood-stained masks,
Ready and willing to do one's task.
Not a single question asked
What the village was fighting for.
Not one cared and nothing more.
But soon their leader took a spear
In the heart for another dear.
Two more swords grazed his chest,
Knowing he had done his best.
He hiccupped blood and drew a breath,
And died upon the bloodied floor,
His body broken, his spirit torn.
"Is that it?" she asked when she reached the end. "Ooh, what a help THAT was." Blu tossed the stone to me and headed for the steps.
"NO! THAT'S NOT IT!" Asako zoomed from her sister and over to Blu and bonked her on the head. "THERE ARE MORE TABLETS!"
"OW!" Blu rubbed her head then grabbed the small imp. "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!"
Makoto started speaking while trying to pry her sister out of Blu's grip. "Listen! There was an ancient tribe in Termina, and one of them wrote down part of their history on a large tablet, but in fear, it was broken and hidden! You need to find the rest of the tablet to get your sword back!"
Blu released Asako to trade her with her sister. "You had better not be lying, imp, for Link's AND Tobu-Ken's sake." Makoto quickly shook her head and was freed from Blu's grip. "Lead us there, then."
Luna-Blu: OK, that chapter was FUN!
Tobu-Ken: Oh, yeah, REAL fun...
Luna-Blu: Shuddup, sword boy!
Tobu-Ken: QUIT CALLING ME THAT DAMMIT!
Luna-Blu: OK NOW REVIEW!!!!
Guru-Guru: Hey, don't I get to say anything?
Luna-Blu & Tobu-Ken: NO!
Guru-Guru: Hey, this is my story, even if you're the co-author. Remember that I'm the one who controls what gets posted!
Asako: And you won't like the kinds of things I can make him put in your mouths!
Luna-Blu & Tobu-Ken: Grr...
Luna-Blu: REVIEW!!!
Guru-Guru: Don't forget, she has a flamethrower and I have a blow gun!