Hello again, or nice to meet you! (gosh, I'm so cheesy :p) This will be my only actual author's note, (I might throw in some shorter ones later though XD) considering I made up an author along with a Mary-sue XD This is for Essence of Gold's Mary-Sue contest, and I'm writing for the Subtle-Sue character. So without further ado, I'll hand the keyboard over to ~xxXmew~cherri~mewXxx~ or Makoto/Hitomi-san. (By the way, this isn't aimed at any specific author or story or oc or whatever) This IS a parody.

Disclaimer- I don't own Tokyo Mew Mew.

OMG Haiiiiiiiiiiiiii gaiz, it's ~xxXmew~cherri ~mewXxx~, but call me Makoto-san! :D This is my first fic on here, so no flames, or else!!! Sooo this iz the story about my OC character Cherri, annnd uhmmm hmmm, well I dunno, oh yeah! So she lives with Keiichiro and Ryou, and she **OMGSPOILERUZZ!!!!111!** she falls in luvv with Kish and Ryou, and Lettuce's name is Bridgett, like in Mew Mew Power, cuz I like her naem like that. And she isn't a sue just because she isn't goffic, gosh! Okay, so here's the first chappppyie! Enjoy ((((AND NO FLAMES!!!!SS!W11ONE!!))) OH AND DIE STOOPID MASAYA!!!

There was a knock on the door. "Ryou, can you get that?" Keiichiro called from the kitchen. "Mhm," Ryou grunted, standing up from the table he was previously standing at, sipping a mug of coffee. He turned towards the kitchen, jokingly calling back to Keiichiro, "Hey, at least we know it's not Strawberry-Baka, because then she'd actually be on time!" A laugh was heard from the back, where Keiichiro was baking. Ryou opened the large pink doors, and his breath caught in his throat. Standing before him was a small girl of sixteen, with flowing light pink tresses that reached her knee and was fashioned in two long pigtails. Her side-swept bangs were clipped back by two cherry-colored clips, and her doe-like eyes sparkled like emeralds.

"Uhm…" the girl began in a squeaky voice, looking at her Mary Jane clad feet. She was wearing a red-pink cashmere sweater, with long flouncing sleeves, one side was slightly off her shoulder. She also had on a form-fitting dark gray pleated mini-skirt and baggy red knee socks, along with the black Mary Janes. (So it kinda looks like a school uniform except the colors loll) She looked up; a light blush crawling upon her porcelain colored face. "Is this Café Mew Mew? I'm looking for Keiichiro Akasaka?" Ryou's face was now flushed, enchanted by her velvety voice. (OMG!! How ka-utteeee!! He LIKES her!!!) Keiichiro poked his head out of the kitchen, the voice sounding familiar. The girl's face lit up instantly when she saw him. "Cousin Keii-Keii?!" she squealed, running over to Keiichiro, embracing him in a hug. "Cherri?" he asked, welcoming the hug, "What're you doing here?" Ryou just stared after the girl, still enchanted.(AND that's noot OOC AT ALL! What does that even mean?! Gosh!)

OK, gaiz, im not gonna update until I get ten reviews! Kay?!

And OMG! Im gonna explain about cherri's past in the next chapter, and i know this is realllllly short, but I PROMISE the next chappyie will be longer! K? Byeee!

Makoto-saaaan(:

Like "Makoto" said, this chapter was extremely short due to the fact it was prologue and I wanted to save the history and real sue-qualities for next chapter. Everything in parentheses are Makoto's A/N's. I think that's all. The next chapter should be up soon (: ((And no, I won't wait for ten reviews to update, but if anyone wants to leave fake review (ex- OMG! The story's soooo kawaii so far! Omg whose she gonna end up wit?) "Makoto" will respond in the next chapter's AN :p))