I put this up here because I was cleaning out my computer, and I found this. I believe that this has a right to be posted on .
Izzy is dizzy.
Izzy is also in love with both Noah and Owen.
But Nizzy is much better.
Not Ozzy.
Because Noah and Izzy are more compatible with each other because of their intelligence.
Izzy.
And.
Noah.
Because if Izzy was with Owen
I would die.
I would die.
I would die.
Long live the religion of Nizzyism and let Ozzyist go to their respective places where us Nizzist shall not cross paths with Ozzyist so that the apocalypse does not occur and cause mass destruction to the world as we know it today.
Treadmills.
Muawh-haha-haha-haha-haha-ha!
The manifesto of AWESOMENESS!
Honestly, I found something like this on FailBlog a few months ago (Way back to May/June this year) and I had found it so humorous that I copied the format down.
Here's how it goes:
Start your first sentence.
Make your second sentence slightly longer.
This one is shorter.
Even shorter.
Make this LONGER than the slightly longer sentence.
Make.
One-word.
Sentences.
Make your next sentence.
Repeat this sentence.
Repeat this sentence.
Repeat this sentence.
And now you type a ridiculously long and tediously over-worded sentence that should actually be a paragraph, but since this is a manifesto, it's supposed to be like this, and anyways, your next sentence should ALWAYS be a word that has NO RELATIONSHIP to this entire manifesto at all.
Love.