This fanfiction was inspired by my writers block and my lack of any non mary sue writing.
And here is my prisoner oni link with the disclaimer:
Oni-Link: HELP SHE HAS ME TIED UP AND-
Me: Ahem (holds oni-links sword to his throat)
Oni-link: I mean Eareathrea owns nothing except the clone of me she has trapped in her mind and even then she dosen't own my copyright
Crystal was writing a zelda fan fiction when she realized it was a mary sue and threw it away.
"Dammit" she yelled "why can't I write a decent Fan fic without turning it into a mary sue"
"because you suck?" said her sister Arebella
"Nice." Replied Crystal sarcastically
Arebella shruged and smiled sweetly "Just trying to help." and with that she got the hell out of my story because I never gave her permission to be in here anyway.
Crystal started on another fan fiction nut after writing down verbatem what happens at the begining of Ocerina of time and getting no Ideas she flipped back a page in her notebook and tried to write a character list.
Then when she wrote down all the main characters in Ocarina of Time She let out a grunt of Frustration and turned back yet another page and started drawing a map.
"If this fan fiction thing dosn't work out I could always write stratagy guides." she consoled herself
"What's a strategy guide?" asked a voice over her shoulder
"Somthing you'll never be able to write, Arebella." Crystal replied without looking up
"Who's Arebella?" said the voice
"What?" Crystal looked up into bright blue Eyes that were about an inch away from her face. she screamed and fell backwards onto the stone floor of the temple of time. as Crystal saw the surroundings she stated to inwardly freak out.
"Are you okay?" asked link
'older link' Thought Crystal correcting herself "Yeah" she said collecting her thoughts. 'I am having the most epic dream in all of dreamdom' she decided. "Yeah I'll be okay I just don't know how I got here."
Link Helped her up and she looked down at herself. She was in Hylian type garb and her long hair was in a braided ponytail. "Well" said Link "I don't know anyone in town well enough to ask them to help you but we could always go to the plalace and ask the princess."
Crystal nodded and followed link towards the exit at a trot. Just before they went out the door Crystal realized two things.
one... that she wasn't even starting to breath hard from running. and being that she was usually bad at anything physical this was a marvel in itself
and two since link was older that ment that the town was under the controle of Gannon and would only contain................
I'm just so mean. aren't I?