Guys... don't ask where this idea came from… I had to chose between eating Ice Cream or eating a Churro and then I was like "Would Haru chose his friends… or the pool… would Haru chose my otp Makoto… or the pool." Not gonna lie, all of my fanfics have a food origin. Oh god I'm so lonely.

Honeymoon Phase

There was a moment of helplessness Makoto experienced. It was something the swimmer could not stop from imagining. Makoto sat by the pool and thought of one day exchanging vows with eternal one-sided crush and best friend, Haru, and ultimately get married. This sort of thing was normal for a girl in high school with an extraordinarily attractive and toned male best friend… but the only thing girly about Makoto was his name because Makoto… was a man. So much man that liked so much man. But here's where things get complicated, yeah, because what we've stated wasn't complicated, Makoto loves Haru but Haru loves the pool- Haru loves water. And in Makoto's honeymoon fantasies he couldn't help but always lose Haru to a pool or the ocean or a bottle of water. He sighed deciding to ask his swim buddies Rei and Nagisa for help.

"Well… let's think," said Nagisa lifting a finger to his chin.

"Paris is beautiful! You and Haru could go there (why am I not questioning this conversation?)," said Rei.

"Oh yeah! That could be fun," Makoto agreed.

"No, because Paris has that one river and Haru would jump in no matter what," said Nagisa.

"I forgot, maybe they could go to- no there's a beach. How about- no, lakes everywhere. I know! The- haha, yeah right. More water there than in Haru's head," mumbled Rei.

"Makoto! Use your sexy charm to just keep Haru in the hotel room the whole time!" Nagisa cheered.

"… Unless we have a pool view," sighed Makoto.

They sat around and gave it some thought but basically every place they thought of failed. Haru's passion for swimming in blue was too strong! Eventually they gave in, admitting defeat to the state of matter.

"There are literally no places you could go where Haru wouldn't chose swimming over you," said Rei.

"Haha, maybe you could just marry Rei, since he can't swim!" Laughed Nagisa, who's laugh awkwardly stopped when he realized what he said and what he could have started. Makoto… you and your sexy charm best laugh too and not agree… or you dead.

It was then Haru jumped out of the pool, sparkling like a beautiful boy, and shook his hair. Perfect Specimen. Makoto eyes ran all over his friend's muscles, having a Gou moment. Nagisa destroyed Makoto's soul when he asked Haru as desperately as possible:

"CAN'T YOU JUST NOT SWIM FOR ONCE!?"

"What?"

Makoto couldn't stop the blonde, "IF YOU HAD TO WOULD YOU PICK MAKO CHAN OR POOL KUN!?"

Haru thought about it, taking a seat and patting Makoto's shoulder in a comforting way, "Makoto, you're my best friend, you should know the answer to that."

"Oh Haru."

"The pool, the pool every time," Haru said with a completely straight face.

SPLASH FREE!