AN: Wow this was cool. I can't remember who I nabbed this from, but if you search around you can find the original "story" idea. just cut and paste parts togather to do hilarious new stories.
Disclaimer: I don't even own the plot line that belongs to another fanfic writer. I just thought it would be cool to try and this is the first of many one-shots to come from that form.
One fine day in the Gryffindor common room...
Harry: Hey, where's my cloak and dagger?
Ron: I dunno. Maybe Hermione has got it.
Harry: I really doubt that.
Ron: You never know. Remember that time when Mrs Norris toenail clippings?
Harry: Yeah. That was the most confusing morning of my life.
Ron: Oh dear. I seem to have my nose homework stuck to the window, and I can't get it unstuck.
Harry: Here, let me help you with that. (Yanks hard on offending nose. They both end up flying head first into an unsuspecting Hermione. )
Hermione: (Jumps up) Hey, watch it, you two! You nearly broke the table and ruined my homework!!
Harry: Oh, sorry, Hermione. We didn't notice, um...
Hermione: How could you not notice I was there, you low down, stuck up, half witted, scruffy looking nerf herders?
Ron: Erm...I dunno. (Scratches foot furiously, then pulls several mice biscuits out of pockets and offers them to Harry and Hermione.) You want one?
Harry: ... Thanks, but no thanks. What the hell are they?
Ron: ... The purple ones are really nice. I like the green ones, personally. Sure you don't want one, Hermione? The grey ones are bland at the best of times. How about some apple seeds?
Hermione: Are you sure they're what they're supposed to be ?
Ron: Don't worry. Everything will be just fine.
Harry: Uh oh. I think I see my missing cloak and dagger. It's been ripped apart by Snape's head .
Ron: What is it doing there?
Hermione: It looks like-yes, it's dismantling Snape's desk!
Harry: Okay. Maybe we should all go to Hogsmeade and get some catnip burgers? Burnt rubber Jalapeno is the flavour of the week.
Hermione: Yes. That's a really good idea.
Ron: Well, what are we waiting for?