Disclaimer: I do not own the smashers, Lord of the Rings, Inuyasha, or Yu-Gi-Oh!, but I do own the insane nicknames I gave them. I own my characters, KittyX and Kosei. Please do not flame! ^_^;;

Author's Notes: Forgive my insanity. I wrote this when I was sugar-high. Yes, it will be script styled. I hate it, and all of you should hate it too, but how else am I suppose to format this? -.-;

- SUPER SMASH BROTHERS ONLINE -

(Crossover)

Chapter 1 - AOL AIM? No way! Ha! MSNM all the way!

FlammablePyro has entered the chatroom at 11:15 p.m., March 13th.

FlammablePyro: Shimatta! I don't have much time. I gotta talk to everyone else! Auugh! (sighs)

LoyalFalchionOwner has entered the chatroom at 11:17 p.m., March 13th.

LoyalFalchionOwner: I'm suppose to be sleeping, pyro. What's up? (rubs eyes)

FlammablePyro: Just get the others on. I'm not gonna repeat myself.

DarkInsanity has entered the chatroom at 11:19 p.m., March 13th.

DarkInsanity: Hey guys! ^_^

LoyalFalchionOwner: How can you not be tired? (grumbles)

DarkInsanity: Well, what's going on? I'm missing my shows, hurry up!

FlammablePyro: Do you guys not know the meaning of 'patience'?

LoyalFalchionOwner: This cannot be the Roy I know. 0_o;

KawaiiElvenArcher has entered the chatroom at 11:22 p.m., March 13th.

KawaiiElvenArcher: Explanation, please?

FlammablePyro: Sheesh! Shut up, guys!

DarkInsanity: Calm down, Roy. (blinks)

AncientMystery has entered the chatroom at 11:23 p.m., March 13th.

AncientMystery: I don't have computer access for long. Aibou is getting anxious. -.-; Hurry up.

FlammablePyro: No comment. _

LoyalFalchionOwner: We'll find out soon enough. Just tell Yuugi to be patient.

AncientMystery: Will do. ^_^

LightSanity has entered the chatroom at 11:25 p.m., March 13th.

LightSanity: (rubs eyes) It's so late! Why'd you send out the urgent e-mail, huh? I was having a nice dream on my keyboard. (wipes drool off of the keys)

DarkInsanity: Hiya alter-ego!

LightSanity: PLEASE just call me Kosei. I'm not 'alter-ego'. -_-;

KawaiiElvenArcher: Oh, um...I'm not Link. Okay? Go away. Stay away from me! (hides in the corner)

LightSanity: (sniffle) Why do all elves hate me?

DarkInsanity: Thank Ra I'm good friends with Yami Bakura.

LightSanity: What did you just say?! (glares at DarkInsanity)

DarkInsanity: Heh...nothing. ^_^;

N64Mascot has entered the chatroom at 12:15 a.m., March 14th.

N64Mascot: What's going on? I'm busy. -_-;

LoyalFalchionOwner: Heh. Bad image.

FlammablePyro: Oh please. (rolls eyes) Anyhow, are the others coming?

N64Mascot: Got all of the Mushroom Kingdom and Mushroom Kingdom-related people coming on. ^_^

FlammablePyro: Great.

N64Mascot'sShadow has entered the chatroom at 12:17 a.m., March 14th.

HeartSurgeon has entered the chatroom at 12:18 a.m., March 14th.

ParasolFanatic has entered the chatroom at 12:19 a.m., March 14th.

SpottyEgg has entered the chatroom at 12:20 a.m., March 14th.

FlameHead has entered the chatroom at 12:21 a.m., March 14th.

FancyTieShopper has entered the chatroom at 12:22 a.m., March 14th.

SpottyEgg: Please explain. -_-; I don't like being called late at night.

FancyTieShopper: I was beating Diddy Kong at dominoes, and you just had to call an urgent meeting!

N64Mascot'sShadow: Anyone have food? I'm hungry!

ParasolFanatic: Nope. Once this is all explained, you can go raid the fridge, but not now, okay?

N64Mascot'sShadow: Alright...

FlameHead: Hurry up. I have no time for this.

AncientMemory: Just shut up. We don't want to listen to your complaining.

TechnicolorHair has entered the chatroom at 12:24 a.m., March 14th.

AncientMemory: How the heck did you get on?!

TechnicolorHair: Whoever said I couldn't separate, huh? ^_^

AncientMemory: -_-; Great. Just great. Please tell me you didn't call Ryou...?

FluffyHair has entered the chatroom at 12:26 a.m., March 14th.

ShadowMind has entered the chatroom at 12:27 a.m., March 14th.

AncientMemory: How could you, aibou?! Noo!

ShadowMind: (snickers) Well hello there, pharaoh.

AncientMemory: Oh shut up. -_-;

FluffyHair: Notice the hair thing!

TechnicolorHair: Inside joke. =P

LoyalFalchionOwner: And we care...how?

FlammablePyro: Everyone, just be patience. We're still waiting.

WizardMan has entered the chatroom at 12:30 a.m., March 14th.

TriangularPrincess has entered the chatroom at 12:31 a.m., March 14th.

KawaiiHylianArcher has entered the chatroom at 12:32 a.m., March 14th.

GotMilk? has entered the chatroom at 12:33 a.m., March 14th.

TriangularPrincess: Hi everyone! ^_^

KawaiiHylianArcher: (glances at KawaiiElvenArcher)

WizardMan: I will destroy you for waking me up, pyro!

FlammablePyro: ...guys, I'm serious this time. This isn't like last time, when I was just bored.

GotMilk?: Well, he sounds like he's serious. Should we believe him?

DarkInsanity: Why shouldn't we? Roy wouldn't lie about stuff.

LightSanity: Spare me. -.-;

Flyin'Buzzard has entered the chatroom at 12:35 a.m., March 14th.

ArwingMaster has entered the chatroom at 12:36 a.m., March 14th.

Flyin'Buzzard: Anyone seen my gun? I lost it after the tournament match earlier today.

LoyalFalchionOwner: Nope. Sorry.

ParasolFanatic: Same here. Maybe you should check the lost and found tomorrow.

Flyin'Buzzard: If I have the mind to do so...I can't get any sleep being on the computer all night! What's going on here, anyway?

ArwingMaster: Yeah, I wanna know too. All this light is hurting my eyes. (sighs)

BaseballBatMan has entered the chatroom at 12:38 a.m., March 14th.

PinkHood has entered the chatroom at 12:39 a.m., March 14th.

BlueHood has entered the chatroom at 12:40 a.m., March 14th.

PinkHood: Hi everyone! Ness is sleeping over at our house!

BaseballBatMan: ^_^ I had to help Popo with his homework, but I ended up staying.

BlueHood: Hey, don't tell them that! -_-;

KawaiiElvenArcher: Keep the noise down...I'm trying to read to pass time.

FancyTieShopper: (sighs) This is so boring. It takes forever to get all 26 smashers online, plus a few friends. You should of known that Roy.

FlammablePyro: I didn't know I would of needed to contact you all so suddenly, or else I would of called at nine.

ArmoredBishoujo has entered the chatroom at 12:42 a.m., March 14th.

BlueBird7 has entered the chatroom at 12:43 a.m., March 14th.

OilPanicer has entered the chatroom at 12:44 a.m., March 14th.

ArmoredBishoujo: Don't waste my time, Roy. I hope this isn't a sick joke.

FlammablePyro: It's not, I promise.

OilPanicer: Good. I am sooo tired... (collapses)

BlueBird7: You and me both. (collapses also)

ElectricMouse has entered the chatroom at 12:46 a.m., March 14th.

ElectricRat has entered the chatroom at 12:47 a.m., March 14th.

BalloonGirl has entered the chatroom at 12:48 a.m., March 14th.

PurpleKitty has entered the chatroom at 12:49 a.m., March 14th.

EndlessGut has entered the chatroom at 12:49 a.m., March 14th.

ElectricRat: Alright, alright, I'm here. What's goin' on?

PurpleKitty: Seriously. Don't make me teleport over there and strangle you, Roy. -_-;

ElectricMouse: Nani? (rubs eyes)

EndlessGut: I 'dun wanna get up...

BalloonGirl: Who turned on the lights? Ughh... (lands besides OilPanicer, totally out)

FlammablePyro: No, guys, listen up! It's time!

BigShinySwordHolder has entered the chatroom at 12:50 a.m., March 14th.

GemProtector has entered the chatroom at 12:51 a.m., March 14th.

BigShinySwordHolder: Wait, don't forget us!

GemProtector: Inuyasha has learned how to use a computer quite well. ^_^

BigShinySwordHolder: -.-; Very funny.

FlammablePyro: Alright. Everyone, pay attention. I...I got a threatening phone call. It was creepy. The person said that I had to give them all 7 elemental orbs, or they would come and hunt you all down one by one.

ShadowMind: Even the non-smashers?!

FlammablePyro: Even the non-smashers.

AncientMemory: What the heck? Elemental orbs?

FlammablePyro: You're just as clueless as I am. -_-;

TechnicolorHair: Was the voice female or male?

FlammablePyro: Couldn't tell. It was muffled...I just heard the words, and then the person hung up.

HeartSurgeon: Why would they call you, though? Why not someone else? There's got to be a reason.

FlammablePyro: They probably knew I was the one who would break so fast and tell you all...

KawaiiHylianArcher: That's nothing to be ashamed of, Roy.

GotMilk?: Yeah! I'm just a kid, and I manage to survive in the tournaments. Just look at me! Link's right.

SpottyEgg: Just relax. There's a group close to 33 or so people in here. I believe we can defend ourselves against any trouble that comes.

LoyalFalchionOwner: Can we go back to bed now? (rubs eyes and yawns)

FlammablePyro: Sure. Thanks guys. ^_^ See you tomorrow at the tournament.

KawaiiElvenArcher has left the chatroom at 12:55 a.m., March 14th.

N64Mascot'sShadow has left the chatroom at 12:56 a.m., March 14th.

N64Mascot has left the chatroom at 12:57 a.m., March 14th.

HeartSurgeon has left the chatroom at 12:58 a.m., March 14th.

SpottyEgg has left the chatroom at 12:59 a.m., March 14th.

FlameHead has left the chatroom at 1:00 a.m., March 14th.

ParasolFanatic has left the chatroom at 1:01 a.m., March 14th.

FancyTieShopper has left the chatroom at 1:02 a.m., March 14th.

BlueBird7 has left the chatroom at 1:03 a.m., March 14th.

Flyin'Buzzard has left the chatroom at 1:04 a.m., March 14th.

BigShinySwordHolder has left the chatroom at 1:05 a.m., March 14th.

WizardMan has left the chatroom at 1:06 a.m., March 14th.

GemProtector has left the chatroom at 1:07 a.m., March 14th.

ArwingMaster has left the chatroom at 1:08 a.m., March 14th.

BaseballBatMan has left the chatroom at 1:09 a.m., March 14th.

EndlessGut has left the chatroom at 1:10 a.m., March 14th.

PinkHood has left the chatroom at 1:11 a.m., March 14th.

BlueHood has left the chatroom at 1:12 a.m., March 14th.

ArmoredBishoujo has left the chatroom at 1:13 a.m., March 14th.

TriangularPrincess has left the chatroom at 1:14 a.m., March 14th.

KawaiiHylianArcher has left the chatroom at 1:15 a.m., March 14th.

GotMilk? has left the chatroom at 1:16 a.m., March 14th.

ElectricMouse has left the chatroom at 1:17 a.m., March 14th.

ElectricRat has left the chatroom at 1:18 a.m., March 14th.

BalloonGirl has left the chatroom at 1:19 a.m., March 14th.

OilPanicer has left the chatroom at 1:20 a.m., March 14th.

PurpleKitty has left the chatroom at 1:21 a.m., March 14th.

AncientMemory has left the chatroom at 1:22 a.m., March 14th.

TechnicolorHair has left the chatroom at 1:23 a.m., March 14th.

ShadowMind has left the chatroom at 1:24 a.m., March 14th.

FluffyHair has left the chatroom at 1:25 a.m., March 14th.

DarkInsanity has left the chatroom at 1:26 a.m., March 14th.

LightSanity has left the chatroom at 1:27 a.m., March 14th.

LoyalFalchionOwner: Don't fret, Roy. We're all here. You got a whole bunch of friends. See how they wasted their sleeping time just to see what was up? You're a lucky guy.

LoyalFalchionOwner has left the chatroom at 1:28 a.m., March 14th.

FlammablePyro: Yeah. I do, don't I? ^_^ ...lucky me.

FlammablePyro has left the chatroom at 1:29 a.m., March 14th.

E N D F I L E T R A N S M I S S I O N

Author's Notes: Wooh...there ya go. The introductory chapter. It may of made no sense because of the screennames, but if you know the character well, you'll get it. ^_^ Some people may be out of character, but that's probably just me and my sugar-high writings... Anyhow, enjoy! This idea of a chatroom fic was taken from Kigari of Hyrule (yep, she's an author...go check it out! NOW! wait, no, stay here!), but it seemed to of developed into more than that. I have a great idea for this!! w00t~! Anyhow, check back soon. I'm really excited about this, so I might update more than often with this than my other stories. ^_^

Please be kind when you review. Thanks.