Disclaimer: I do not own Digimon. Cause if I did Tai and Sora would be together.( Her words not mine. I don't even know who these people are yes I know lame.)

" Rain drops keep fallin' on my head. But that don't mean my eyes will soon be turning red……." Blurted the noisy radio.

" Mom seriously turn that shit off," said the extremely pissed of Tai.

" I am tired of you disrespect Tai. No video games." Answered Tai's mom. " Well that's gay," answered the hugely and enormously pissed off Tai.
" I am tired of your sass young man. Now no T.V or the phone," yelled Tai's mom.

Slowly as Tai turned off the T.V he realized that he always had one friend who wouldn't make fun of him or call him fat. This is the friend of all scorned teenagers, the internet. Tai logged on into his various messengers and to no surprise he found that Izzy was on.
soccerdudewithcourage: Sup

Prodigious 123: Hey Tai.

Soccerdudewithcourage: Izzy I'm bored as hell what should I do.

Prodigious 123: You could revamp you semi-conductor

Soccerdudewithcourage: Uh ah ah …………………………

Prodigous 123: What you don't know what a semi-conductor is?

Soccerdudewithcourage: What didn't you learn anything from the movie? smack

Prodigious 123: Now to avenge myself, we shall duel in a battle of internet checkers.

Soccerdudewithcourage: You're on biotch.

( The following will be a play by play of this match. Izzy vs. Tai. Who shall be the victor?)

First Move: Tai attempts to destroy one of Izzy's pawns with his bishop.

Second Move: Izzy tells Tai they are playing checkers. smack

Third Move: Tai declares he has gin rummy.

Fourth Move: "Dude once again you retard. Checkers not gin rummy." Retorted Izzy.

Fifth Move: Tai replies with, " Well at least I don't go to Move: " Hey that wasn't me. It was Matt and Jyou." Said Izzy.

Seventh Move: " Uno!!!!" Tai ims proudly.

Eighth Move: …… u dumbass.

Ninth Move: "Better than having a plugged ass. Oooh I have three queens." Tai says.

Tenth Move: " Well I have a straight." Declared Izzy.

Eleventh Move: Tai turns towards audience " Only in America, can three queens be beaten out by a straight."

Twelfth Move: George Bush logs on as Candy 756. " Was that an insult towards my character?"

Thirteenth Move: " Blackjack Izzy. I win," yells Tai. Shaking it like a salt shaker in front of his computer.

Fourteenth Move: " Do I detect weapons of mass destruction in this region?" asked George Bush as he points at the posterior of his young ally.

Fifteenth Move: " Only when he has his momma's cooking," said Izzy.

Sixteenth Move: Izzy wins. After learning of his victory Izzy replied with, " You my friend owe me a dare."

" Okay what's the dare?" said Tai.

" You my friend shall meet me in odiva park in ten minutes. By the way, wear a somewhat revealing dress, a vibrant shade of red lipstick, and don't remember baby, accessorize."