Ghost Josie (me): Hello, it's me, Josie.

Ghost Lifty: And me, Lifty, and we're ghosts!

Ghost Josie: That's right, but we're only ghosts in the Author's Notes.

Ghost Lifty: That's right! Whoooooooooooooo! (to Josie) So, you wanna make out and do our alone time?

Ghost Josie: Not now, Lifty. Let's just do the story, okay?

Ghost Lifty: Oh, okay. Whoooooooooooooo!

Summary: Parody of Smosh's Life as Ghosts, with a slight twist. Josie and Lifty accidentally did the dance of death and think that they're actually ghosts. Will they realize it that they're not ghosts? Lifty x Josie

Disclaimer: I do not own HTF, Smosh or anything else. However, I only own Josie, her form (mentioned) and Ghost Lifty (mentioned).

A bird-like Infernite Mixel with fire on his head was sitting in his room in the Magma Wastelands with a book entitled "PogorikiFan10's Life as Ghosts".

Infernite Mixel: "Oh, hello, my name is Flain. And I'm here to tell you a story about Josie and Lifty." (narrates) "On the summer of 2014, Josie had given up hope of ever getting a boyfriend (besides me and Lifty), maybe because she's lazy and uh... really just boring all the time. So Lifty decided to teach her an ancient native American dance ritual which would make Josie beautiful and irresistible to men, like Lifty for example because he's a male. When they were finished, they realized they messed up the dance and they did the forbidden dance of death. Josie and Lifty believed that they are dead, and this is their "Life as Ghosts"!" (stops narrating) "Wow, that was pretty easy."

Two more Infernite Mixels named Vulk and Zorch were listening and they looked at each other.

Vulk: "Is that it?"

Flain: "Well, it all started when Josie and Lifty are freaking out."

PogorikiFan10's Life as Ghosts

Chapter 1: Discovery

In the room is two figures. One of them is an 18-year-old human girl with red hair, brown eyes, a white shirt with long sleeves, white pants and white shoes; she's Josie Sakura. The other one is a green raccoon k he's Lifty (Happy Tree Friends).

Lifty: (freaks out) "WE'RE DEAD!"

Josie: (to Lifty) "YOU'RE DEAD!"

Lifty: (to Josie) "YOU'RE DEAD!"

Josie and Lifty then screamed out of Lifty and Shifty's apartment room, but before Lifty could leave...

Lifty: "Bye, Shifty, I'm going out!"

Shifty: (off-screen) "Lifty, where the heck are you going?"

Lifty: "Oh yeah, AND I'M DEAD!" (closes the door)

Shifty: (off-screen; shocked) "WHAT?!"

Josie and Lifty are running through the streets screaming and laughing happily.

Josie and Lifty: "WE'RE DEAD!" (laughs)

But then, they stopped running.

Josie: "Wait! Wait! Wait!"

Lifty: (confused) "What?"

Josie: "How do we know that we're actually dead?"

Lifty: "Well, if we're ghosts, people can't see us, right?"

Josie: "Right, Lifty..."

Lifty: "So, if you jump out in front of that car and you're a ghost, then he's not gonna see you, right? (points at an incoming car)

Josie: "I guess so..."

Lifty: "So, jump out in front of that car!"

Josie: "Why won't you do it?"

Lifty: "It's the only way!"

Meanwhile inside the car was Pizza Steve (Uncle Grandpa), who was driving and talking on the cellphone.

Pizza Steve: "Okay, so I was at this Evanescence concert the other day and..." (gets cut-off; irritated) "Hey man, just because I listen to Evanescence doesn't mean it's boring."

Back with Josie and Lifty...

Lifty: "Okay, just go!" (pushes Josie in front of the car)

Then, Josie got hit by the car.

Pizza Steve: (notices) "Oh crud, bro!"

Josie is lying on the ground, hurt as Lifty ran to her.

Lifty: "He didn't see you, Josie."

Josie: "I guess that means we are dead."

Lifty: "OH MY GOODNESS! WE'RE DEAD?!" (screams happily and run away)

Josie: (feels the pain on her arm) "Ow.."

A Cragster Mixel named Shuff (Mixels) was coming with a new ceramic teddy butterfly he just got. Just then, Lifty ran towards Shuff and grabbed the ceramic teddy butterfly.

Lifty: "I'm dead, teddy butterfly!" (spins around) "I'M DEEEEEEAAAAAAD!"

Meanwhile, a rabbit and and hedgehog named Pogoriki and Chikoriki (GoGoRiki) was watching Lifty.

Chikoriki: "Hey, Pogo, what's Lifty doing what Shuff's ceramic teddy butterfly?"

Suddenly, Lifty laughed slyly and kicked the teddy butterfly, only to Shuff's horror.

Shuff: (horrified and shocked) "NOOOOO!"

Chikoriki: (gasps in horror) "That's dreadful!"

Pogoriki: "I know, but that was an awesome kick!"

Just then, the teddy butterfly fell into the ground in front of Pogoriki and Chikoriki, breaking into pieces. This made Pogoriki and Chikoriki gasp.

Chikoriki: "Indeed."

Pogoriki: "Yeah."

Back with Flain, Vulk and Zorch...

Zorch: "Wow, I hate to be Shuff."

Vulk: "Yeah..."

Flain: "Guys, can you let me read the rest of this chapter?"

Vulk and Zorch: "Sorry."

Flain: (coughs) "Anyway..." (narrates) "Will Josie and Lifty ever realize they aren't really ghosts? Will Josie ever get a boyfriend? (Which is weird since Lifty and I are her boyfriends.) Tune in the next chapter to find out."

Vulk: (confused) "Aren't there any animals harmed in the making of this story?"

Zorch: "Just Shuff's ceramic teddy butterfly."

Flain and Vulk: (glares at Zorch) "Zorch!"

Author's Note...

Ghost Josie: Well, this is really weird. Anyway, chapter 2 will be coming shortly.

Shuff: (off-screen; crying) TEDDY BUTTERFLY!