So one day, Harold the grasshopper was hopping around on a burnt tire. After I left him, he was so totally depressed, and he was even going to get together with the lady bug down the old pine tree. so after he went to sleep in his nice comfy chestnut bed, will listening to hairy potter number 8, he woke up in the world of harry potter. he was so small, and he looked up, very dazed and vewry confused.
"Hey! Are you alrighjt, little grasshopper? it looks like you had quite the fall." he gazed over at the mysterious new voice, who turned out to be none other than the fantastic DUMBLEDORE! He le gasped and reallised something. when could he le gasp? whilst his wondering, the you know who dude had waltzed over to the forlorn vampire grasshopper. he used his AVADACEDAVRA! the grasshopper dogded the oncoming light blast, and the bullet-like thing hit none other than harry potter.
"!" everyone screamed, and dropped to tthe ground, crying. harry potters stomach split open, and rainbows swirled out, making an array in the sky. he was soon teleported and everything went black.
end of chapter 1!
he woke up, and the first thing he asaw was two men having an intriuging conversation.
"Hey, mi tomate, what is that thing? can we eat it?" the dude looked like a spanierd, and he was clinging to a italian, who looked very fushigi yugied. the sasid spanierdc picked up the\ poor littlke grasshopper and he started to snap the little poor bugs legs clean off. the grasshopper then used his awesome ninjitsuv skills to throw a giantr table at spain.
"! MY BOYFRIEND! YOU FUSHIGI YUGI KILLED HIM! WHAT THE FUSHIGI IS WRONGT WITH YOU?" Romano screamed, tears running down his grief-stricken face. he ran over to the spanierd, and started lapping up the blood. his teeth began to sharpen, and he ran up to the grasshopper, and bit him. he startede to deflate, and the grasshopper's last words were a strangled, "Le gasp." His eyes started to 6become deprived oif color, his body becoming a pale, sickly