Hello and welcome to the What If... series!

Now, I'm just sayin'... I daydream at school (history) about random situations that aren't in the books/movies of Harry Potter.

What If... Everyone pranked Harry and called him Harry Pooter for a whole freakin' day at school?

What If... Cedric Diggory met Edward Cullen?

What If... Vo...Vo... Voldemort *SHUDDER* got a pair of binoculars and creeped on Ickle Harry-Kins chillin' with his friends... at night?!

Have you daydreamed about randomness, but you couldn't really savor the flavah of the situation because it hasn't been written yet?

Well look-y here! Yo weird little dreams will come true!

Just send your funny/serious/creepy/totally and completely random ideas for Harry Potter in the form of a review or PM, and I will write the situation as one chaptah!