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Lol is all I'm going to say…
Chapter 1: …Voldemort had a cat instead of a snake?
Night of the Potters' attack…Voldemort is at the front steps of the Potters' hideout, his cat at his feet.
"Alohomora!" he mutters, and the front door goes KA-BOOM!! The cat prowls in before him, and its ears twitch.
"Do you here what I hear? A baby cry!" it exclaims to its master.
"And where we find the baby…" Voldemort starts.
"…There is milk nearby!" it exclaims again, and heads up the stairs.
Voldemort sweat-drops, and the cat sees this.
It thinks he doesn't get it, and continues to serenade him: "If we look in baby bunky there will be…"
Vodelmort turned to his cat, acknowledging the fact that it might have had a point after all. Seeing this, the cat finished:
"Plenty of milk for you!" it states proudly. "And also some for me!"
Now Voldemort knew there really wasn't any point in listening to this cat after all.
'Ugh…I knew I should've gotten the snake,' he thought to himself, 'but no0o0o0o we had to get the cat instead! Wormtail…What a cheapskate."
…And THAT is how He-Who-Has-No-Nose found Lily and Harry Potter.
---THE END---
This is the result of having a fanfiction account + listening to Disney songs. Yeah, I think I'll be making more parodies…haha…review if you like it and want more, and if you don't like, review anyway to tell me what's wrong!