Crazy Dares TUFF Style
Me: And... WELCOME! I'm fairly sure that this is the first ever, TUFF Puppy dare fanfic! Now, without further ado, please welcome the elligible dare characters!
Dudley: Get me out of here!
Kitty: Why? We're trained agents, this should be easy!
Keswick: Yes, but did you see her penname?
Chief: Even I'M scared of someone with a name like 'Crazy-Pairing-Girl'!
Snaptrap: Didn't she say to call her CPG?
Larry: Wow, you LISTENED for a change!
Chameleon: Personally, I'm more scared of the actual pairings she likes.
Peg: Same here! And Mitzy, get me a latte!
Zippy: Forget the latte! Let's get outta here!
Birdbrain: Quiet, Zippy!
Me: Now, since obviously the Chameleon and Peg have figured out my pairings, but the rest of you haven't, I'll go ahead and tell you.
Chameleon: It's not hard. Just open your notebook.
Me: Nah. Okay, the first pairing I like is Kitty/Dudley.
Kitty&Dudley: WHAT!
Peg: Trust me, it gets worse.
Me: Next, I like Kitty/Keswick.
Kitty: *facepalms*
Me: I also like... *takes a deep breath* Dudley/Keswick, Dudley/Snaptrap, Kitty/Chameleon, Snaptrap/Larry, Birdbrain/Zippy, Dudley/Birdbrain, Chief/Peg, and Dudley/Chameleon.
Everyone else: O.O
Dudley: NO ONE IS SAFE!
Me: Got that right, bub! Now, on to how this dare fic will work. First, the reviewers will send in some dares. I will then force the elligible characters to perform the dares! For example, someone could dare Kitty to... Slap the Chief! Or eat him.
Chief: Eep...
Me: Now, you MUST list your favorite pairing(s) along with the dares. Mostly for fun, I'm going to tell them about it! ;D
Kitty: I hope they're not as freaky as your favorites...
Me: Hey, much like Snaptrap's shark pit, I have a lava pit! You wanna be the first to try it?
Kitty: N-no...
Me: Good. Now don't forget to leave dares! See ya!