LOTR Haiku
Trust me; this is going to have about twenty chapters. Uh, I'll post the
first few and see how they do, then I'll post some more.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own LOTR. *sob*

Nine Fingers

Oh Mr. Frodo
Did you honestly have to
Keep biting your nails?

Oh, and a note to some loser named "Pissed-off Girl".I can review how I
want. Notice how there's something called "Internet Free Speech"? Well,
that means me too. I never flame. I review negatively, but I don't flame.
You are raving mad. Take your meds, you fool.