"It's Girl Talk, So Leave Us the Heck Alone!"
Starring Anko and Temari
Author's Note: This is really my first attempt at Shoujo, so don't throw bread at me if it's not good!
Temari blushed as she watched Shikamaru disappear into the trees. She had a major crush on him, and she needed an older woman's advice. Normally, Tsunade would've been fine, but Temari was a little embarrassed to come to someone she knew so well and tell her who she liked. So, she decided to wander around Konoha on a whim and see who she could run into.
As she was walking, she passed Kankuro, who was staring longingly across the road at an Ice- Cream store. She went out of her way to slap him so hard that he fell off the bench, in confusion. "If you want ice- cream, for God's sakes, go and get it, you good-for-nothing hunk of stupid!"
"Oh, okay," he said, dizzily.
As Kankuro got up to cross the road, there was a faint whooshing sound behind Temari and a slightly obnoxious voice said, "Man, you really know how to handle a guy!" The voice struck Temari as familiar, so she turned around to face none-other than the young, female proctor of the second Chuunin Exams. "So, hey," began Anko, "You wanna go grab some lunch? There's a new sushi bar in town that we could go to!"
Temari was surprised. "How come you don't want to go with your other Jounin friends?" she questioned.
"Eh, well, I eat out with Kurenai and Asuma almost every day and the love-sick atmosphere is kinda suffocating, you know?"
"What about Kakashi? Or Gai?"
"Uh, ew?"
"Yah, you're right!"
"Oh, and I can tell by your face that you have something on your mind. Is it something you can tell me about?"
Temari nodded and the two went walking slowly in the direction of the sushi bar.
"So," started Anko, "Is this about a guy?"
"Yah, there's this guy who I really like, but I don't know if he'll--," Temari was cut off by a loud noise from behind. The two Kunoichi whirled around to face Kankuro, who viciously took a chunk out of an ice-cream bar. "A guy?" he questioned suspiciously.
To Be Continued….
Please leave feedback; I want to know what you think!! Just so you know, just because I'm ridiculing Kankuro in this story doesn't mean I dun like him. So, no crazy fan girls banging on my walls, 'kay?