Disclaimer: I don't own Hellsing.
This is my first fic. It's just a simple one-shot set in the Anime.
Alucard wandered the streets of New York City. Why Integra had sent him there for one lame-ass vampire was beyond him. He saw a group of teenagers in an alleyway and figured he'd start gathering information. As he approached one of the teens saw him and pulled a gun. The others followed suit. "Yo man, back off! This is our turf so you just walk away." 'Ah a gang,' Alucard realized. Then he grinned. "I wouldn't recommend getting into a firefight with me if the best you have are those little popguns." They responded by shooting. Alucard just sat there and took every shot. When they ran out of bullets he looked up grinning even wider.
"What the fuck are you man?" one of the teens asked panicked. Alucard's response made them all wanna piss themselves. "A guy with a much bigger gun." Alucard then pulled out Cassull and they kids just froze. "See ya later kids" Alucard sneered as he began to gun them all down like the expert he is. Every shot was a head shot. This feat was made incredibly easy because the kids were petrified with fear. Within a few minutes all the "gangstas" were dead. Just after he finished the cellphone Integra had given him began to ring. Alucard picked it up and wasn't at all surprised to hear Walter on the other end. "Hello, Walter. What do have to say to me?"
"Alucard there has been a mistake. Your target is not in New York. In fact he never even left England. He hid in a small village called Cheddar disguised as a priest. The police have already sent in D-11 and you know-." At this point Alucard crushed the phone and then looked up at the moon and sighed. "At least it's a nice night."
Well that's it. The product of being the only member of my family not in the church choir and Alucard's line from the first episode. "Ive had enough of you, goddamn punk!" Please review.