So I guess your wife will never see

How much you've been touching me.

I guess she'll happily never know

How often you lust after me so.

I guess she'll miss the look in your eyes

As you recall my nervous ecstatic surprise.

I guess she'll live in a kind of bliss

Never really knowing what she missed.

I guess she'll never really be

Aware of how alive you were with me.

I guess she'll never appreciate

The feeling of you which makes me elate.

I guess she'll miss the sighs you heave

At the end of each night when I have to leave.

I guess she'll not know the temptation

You give into to stain your reputation.

I guess she'll always keep living on

Unaware of all the girls you've been upon.

Or maybe she's got sense and won't wait

And will escape before it's all too late.

A/N: The first stanza is based on a line from the song "Something to Do with My Hands" by Her Space Holiday; 'So your boyfriend has no clue /of how much I've been touching you'. I then just based the poem around that.

I actually wrote this poem as a poem in itself, then realised how relevant it was to this book, and so adapted it. The first version was a bit... less roman, to put it politely. I don't normally write or like poems with such a rigid rhyme scheme, but this one just came to me.

Disclaimer: To my utter disappointment, I don't own the Roman Mysteries.