Itachis and Narakus Evil Deed (one-shot)
It was a sunny and warm day.
Our two fovorite villains sat on a bench under the shade of a tree in a park.
A for Itachi comfortable, for Naraku uncomfaortable silence layed over them.
"I'm bored!" Naraku stated.
"Hn." Itachi plainly answered, like always, not bothered to actually talk.
"Let'd do something fun! Like scaring little children or going on a killingspree..." Naraku rambled on, not noticing Itachi spacing out, not hearing one word the half-demon said.
"... We could rob a bank and buy weapons of mass destructin with the money!" Naraku finally finished his speech. Itachi suddendly was hit by an idea. A sly and evil smirk appearing on his face. "I have an idea..."
"Oh! What is it? DO TELL!" Naraku demandet, excited because Itachis ideas were always the most evil ones.
"We could blow up this fucking worthless planet, killing everyone by the way," he explained, "You told me last week that you bought a giant bomb with a free space shuttle inclusive?"
"Brilliant!" Naraku smirked his fangs showing. Thinking about their evil deed, he laughed his famous insane and maniacal laugh, scaring everything living in the whole park away.
Later that day they both stood in the rather small space shuttle, the earth could be seen through the window, sourroundet by the blach abyss called earth.
They stood over the contol panel, arguing about who gets to push the red button, blowing up their homeplanet.
"Do what you want... I'm not going to argue with stupid worthless shit like you..."
Diciding to ignore the comment, Naraku happily pushed the button.
They looked outside the window, watching the blue planet blow up. Flames engoulfing the ball.
Amazed by the sight, Narakus mouth slightly agape, drool dripping down his chin, Itachi just standing there eyes wide, smirking.
"Wow that was beautiful!" Naraku stated after it was over, nothing left of their home planet.
Itachi merely nodded, still amazed by the experience.
Naraku was bored again.
"Let's go home... I'm hungry!" He whined.
"We just blew it up, you fucking idiot." Itachi stated not bothered the slightest by the fact that they were in space with no food nor water, no life-friendly planed enywhere near.
"Oh..." Naraku shrugged.
The End