Once there was a female fanfiction writer who went by yaoifan678. You can call her Sarcasm though. One day she was sitting around reading GerIta fanfiction. Suddenly our lord and savior Doitsu shows up, suprising Sarcasm.
"Child, what are you doing?" Lord Doitsu asks Sarcasm. Sarcasm jumps, closing her computer.
"JJJJJust reading our holy website." She says studdering.(The holy website is this site by the way.)
"Your reading the correct matterials right?" Lord Doitsu asks. She nods a lot.
"OOOOf course, My Lord." Sarcasm says, still nodding.
"Anyway back to the reason I'm here. You need to make a story with me." Lord Doitsu says. Sarcasm's shocked. Then a few minutes later she comes out of the shock.
"Well Lord Doitsu, we could always do a ask fanfic." Sarcasm says after thinking about it for a while.
"Good idea. How do we do this?" Lord Doitsu asks.
"Well we just put out that we want people to ask you questions." Sarcasm said.
"Well then we should get to work on that." Lord Doitsu says. So all of my fellow Doitsuists, you should ask our lord and savior Doitsu anything. You can ask anything. Also you can ask our god, Preußen and the Arkangel Italia. So please ask Lord Doitsu questions.
So you heard them. Ask our lord and savior, Lord Doitsu any questions you want. There is a rule though. Nothing too sexual. You can also send in requests and the same rule applies.