Title: What is Fanfiction?
Disclaimer: Obviously, don't own anything or anyone.
Summary: In celebration of 10,000 Naruto fics. The Death God explains to Minato about fanfiction.
Minato refused to have tea with Sarutobi ever again. Especially after what the former third hokage had told him. In all his years, Minato never knew that he man he looked up to was a…closet perv.
Being inside a stomach (yes, a stomach) for eternity gets dull after a few years. Even playing poker with Orochimaru's hands got boring.
So Minato decided to pay a visit to the death god himself. He was bored. Shinigami was on a swivel chair, on the Internet.
"Hi." Minato said, and stood next to the ugly looking soul stealer. "Whatcha doing?"
"Nothing." The shinigami was clicking his mouse connected to his laptop.
"What's Minato asked. "I'm clueless about technology stuff. is where people post up stories about some show or book they like." Death god said. "There's an ingenious system called reviews, where the authors of said stories get either negative or positive feedback."
"Hey, you posted a story? Why is your username ChuckNorris?"
"That's private!" Death god snapped, and clicked on his mouse again, this time on "reviews."
"Oh, that's pretty mean." Minato whistled.
"That's what's called a 'flame'." Death god sobbed.
Yondaime ignored the shinigami's crying and looked closely. Death god's story was utter crap, something about little bunnies hopping across the field with someone named Sasuke chasing them. Then he noticed the section the story was in was called, "Naruto."
"WTF!!!" Minato yelled, pointing his finger. "This is named after my son!"
"Oh yeah." Death god recovered from his sobbing. "They made a manga on his life, you know."
"They made a manga on my only child's life!" the once composed fourth hokage shrieked.
"Not just a manga, one of the most popular mangas that have spawned into a successful anime! Also, there are Naruto merchandise and video games and headbands. In the English dub anime, Naruto's annoying catchphrase is 'believe it' although he seems to realize it was stupid and abandoned it."
It was getting worse and worse.
"Not only that." Death god continued, oblivious to Minato's growing horror. "It has become an active part of now boasting over 10,000 stories. Some are adventure, some are tragic, some are yaoi."
"WAIT, WHAT!" Minato screamed. "YAOI! YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!"
"I kid you not." Death god replied.
Minato would've died but he was already dead. So he fainted instead.