A/n: this is a repost. And please review!
I'm doing it differant this time. Jason will be saying little parts after I say how to annoy him. Most of his have to do with birhouses- If you gave me one, you no who you are. the ones with stars are not mine. Ones with stars and a & are ones I thought of, but where suggested by someone else.
How to Annoy, hurt, or confuse Jason
&1. Tell him Shane gave you his birdhouse (Jason: What- huspla-ah! My birdhouse)
2. Smash his guitar (Jason: NOOOO! My babies!)
&3. Smash his birdhouses (Jason: Oooh! wood! wait, were these my birdhouses)
4. Tell him that Shane is really cold and have him go sleep in Shane's bed with him- then take their clothes off and take a picture (Jason: Ow! Shane, I didn't do it! Lexi told me- Shane: LEXI!!)
5. Call him stupid (Jason: Better to be stupid then a meaniehead!)
6. Ask him to help you with algebra. If he says no, pout and cry until he says yes. (Jason: But you just called me stupid)
7. When you fail the assignment, scream "You'll never tutor in this town again" (Jason: Uh- I'm not a tutor)
8. Tell Jason that Shane built a birdhouse- but not for him (Jason: So that's how it is. Shane, I have a bone to pick with you!)
9. Promise him a birhouse for his birthday, then "forget" (Jason: You forgot! We should get your head checked!)
10. Take him Pheasant hunting(Jason: We Killed a BIRD? Oh, no!)
11. Make him a birdhouse- then lose it (Jason: I'm demanding a search party!)
12. Steal all his clothes (Jason: Okay, I need my clothes)
13. Give him a dog house for his birthday. When he complains, say "Oh, you wanted a BIRDHOUSE. I thought you said DOGHOUSE! (Jason: No! I'm allergic to dogs!)
14. Tell Ella that he wants her to make out with him (Jason: I'm confused. How is this going to annoy me?)
15. Tell him that birdhouses are extinct (Jason: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT. When? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!)
16. Light a birdhouse on fire (Jason: OW! THAT. OW. BURNS. OW!)