There once was a man named Oswald. He worked in a laboratory with a bunch of assholes. One day he grew tired of these asses and left to join the fucking circus. While he was in the circus he found a bunch of knives and dildos. He stared at the dildos and said "i bet these belong to that whore who wants sweet sauce all over her body and molests people via drive-through." Suddenly he had a craving for chicken tenders so he went to Mc chicken lady was in the car in front of him and was taking for-fucking-ever! So he stroked his cock for a little bit to ease his nerves. (Oh did we mention that he is naked?) After a while the chicken lady finally stopped molesting the dude via drive-through and he was able to get his amazing chicken tenders! He said "HELLZ YEAH! I GET MY FOOKIN CHICKEN TENDERS NOW!" So he put his pants on so he would not look gay and got his tenders. He then returned to the circus and got ready for a show...but then he got sick of the lion's shit and just walked out with both of his middle fingers in the air like a boss and said, "pika pika chew!" A random person who was visiting walked by him, stared at his trololol, and then walked away saying "ledleledleleeee!" Then he died of diabetes. The fucking end!